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Roster [L] RogerDeath's Team

Great at hurting enemies but poor at ball handling. This team is noteworthy for their inability to win a single game through the entire 1st and 2nd seasons.

Yeah, we really suck at winning...

Until we don't? First game of Season 3 and we were FINALLY blessed with a win (and more kills)! Two wins in a row to start Season 3. We might finally be in this! Though as a shock to nobody, things turned around and victories are once again nonexistant.


PLAYER DEATHS:
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Intel 14nm
Undead Pirates Vampire Lord
6 5 4 8
Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration, Wild Animal
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 160k
(160+0)k
  
2
Zen
Sisters of Sigmar Matriarch*
5 4 2 9
Dauntless, Mighty Blow
Block, Dodge, Leader, Side Step
   34 0 0 0 21 5 67/76 230k
(120+110)k
  
3
Intel 386
Kislev Werebear
4 5 1 8
Grab, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
4
Volta
Strigoyan Lord
6 6 2 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Mighty Blow, Block, Dodge, +ST, Tackle
   36 1 0 0 47 4 115/176 250k
(120+130)k
  
5
Tegra
Amazon Linewoman*
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   6 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Cannon Lake
Nippon Ashigaru*
6 3 4 8
+AG, Dodge
   15 2 3 0 0 1 16/31 120k
(50+70)k
  
7
Iris PRO
Lizardman Saurus*
6 4 1 9
Block, Dodge
   21 0 0 0 7 2 24/31 130k
(80+50)k
  
8
Golden Cove
Clan Mors Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
 m 7 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 90k
(0)k
  
9
Stole your sandwiches
Lybras Sepulchral Stalker
6 3 3 8
Hypnotic Gaze, Prehensile Tail, Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block
   7 0 0 0 1 1 15/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
10
Tahiti
Witch Hunters Flagellants*
6 3 3 7
Frenzy, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Basic Boi
Nippon Ashigaru*
6 3 3 8
Guard
   4 0 0 0 0 0 10/16 80k
(50+30)k
  
12
MediaGX
Khainite Assassin Shadow Blade*
7 3 4 8
Dodge, Shadowing, Stab
Tackle
   9 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
13
POWER10
Kislev Kicker*
6 3 3 7
Fend, Hail Mary Pass, Kick
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
14
Gracemont
Amazon Catcher*
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   1 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
15
Jaguar
Squig Cave Squig*
6 4 3 8
Claw, Leap, No Hands, Really Stupid, Very Long Legs
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: RogerDeath Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: RogerDeath's Team Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1890k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1980k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:36 (4/11/21) |TD Diff:-45 (23 - 68) |Cas Diff:49 (71/32/14 - 40/24/4)
Last Opponent: [NL] Agents of N.U.F.F.L.E