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Freakishly Deformed Atrocities
Retired [S] Chaos Halfling

The team recruiter, a greedy ethicless monster called Barbarous Nonouff, is a very mean man. He gets payed by coach Flyingboxers to find him players. Flyingboxers gives Barbarous a budget to use up. Being a greedy man, Barbarous goes into little towns and villages where the people are too ignorant to think that such a man can exist. He finds famillies that have a child with disabilities too extreme to take care of alone. He offers to take the child and take care of them, and blablabla. The famillies give the child to Barbarous and he goes off to the old storage warehouse. This is where he teaches the children the mean ways of the Freakishly Deformed Atrocities. Then once on the field the children get names... from the crowd that is. Whatever the crowd chants and screams at them becomes their name. Although Barb is too lazy and just plain doesnt care about remembering the names, also because the players usually die pretty fast, he just gives them a number which every child has tattooed on his forehead. The elite and insane children become holders of the chainsaw.

Bring on the pain.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block, Pro
n, m 8 0 0 0 9 0 18/ 200k
(0)k
 
2
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Pro
  9 0 0 0 5 1 15/ 130k
(100+30)k
 
3
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
4
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
m 9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(0)k
 
6
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  9 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 55k
(35+20)k
 
7
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  6 1 1 0 1 0 6/ 55k
(35+20)k
 
8
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
 
9
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 35k
(0)k
 
10
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
-av, m 8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(0)k
 
11
Chaos Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
  4 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 65k
(35+30)k
 
12
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
m 8 1 0 0 1 2 13/ 55k
(0)k
 
13
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Sure Feet
  7 0 5 0 1 2 27/ 75k
(35+40)k
 
15
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 35k
(35+0)k
 
16
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 6 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 35k
(0)k
 
8 players (+6 players missing next game)  
Coach: flyingboxers Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 940k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 150k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1370k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (2/2/5) |TD Diff:-7 (8 - 15) |Cas Diff:-14 (18/4/2 - 17/16/5)
Last Opponent: Half a brain

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Little PygmyingsPygmy1000k132/0/150k0 - 31270k284/3/080k92k
Down Under ChunderPygmy1070k111/0/080k1 - 31310k182/0/050k76k
Trolls 'N GoblsGoblin1170k130/0/090k2 - 11030k100/1/040k58k
Garough IIAlbion Fae1270k234/0/080k3 - 21130k150/1/160k69k
TiniesGoblin1320k161/3/050k1 - 11000k121/0/160k58k
Nose DungSnotling1400k50/0/040k0 - 21490k255/2/090k83k
Linking VerbsSkryre Slaves1390k50/0/080k0 - 11250k213/2/190k79k
Science Fiction ShowChaos Halfling1470k185/0/180k0 - 11200k121/3/060k66k
Half a brainChaos Halfling1510k215/1/070k1 - 11710k221/4/230k72k