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Freakishly Deformed Atrocities
Retired [S] Chaos Halfling

The team recruiter, a greedy ethicless monster called Barbarous Nonouff, is a very mean man. He gets payed by coach Flyingboxers to find him players. Flyingboxers gives Barbarous a budget to use up. Being a greedy man, Barbarous goes into little towns and villages where the people are too ignorant to think that such a man can exist. He finds famillies that have a child with disabilities too extreme to take care of alone. He offers to take the child and take care of them, and blablabla. The famillies give the child to Barbarous and he goes off to the old storage warehouse. This is where he teaches the children the mean ways of the Freakishly Deformed Atrocities. Then once on the field the children get names... from the crowd that is. Whatever the crowd chants and screams at them becomes their name. Although Barb is too lazy and just plain doesnt care about remembering the names, also because the players usually die pretty fast, he just gives them a number which every child has tattooed on his forehead. The elite and insane children become holders of the chainsaw.

Bring on the pain.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Big Angry Beast (#1)
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block, Pro
 n, m 8 0 0 0 9 0 18/ 200k
(0)k
  
2
Big Hungry Beastman (#2)
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Pro
   9 0 0 0 5 1 15/ 130k
(100+30)k
  
3
Psycho Kid (#3)
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
Mental Case (#4)
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
 m 9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(0)k
  
6
Three Legged Freak (#6)
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   9 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 55k
(35+20)k
  
7
Twenty Finger Willy(#17)
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   6 1 1 0 1 0 6/ 55k
(35+20)k
  
8
Dangling Limb Murphy
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
9
Barney Brittle Bone
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 35k
(0)k
  
10
Oh God Look Away (#10)
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av, m 8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(0)k
  
11
Nub (#19)
Chaos Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
   4 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 65k
(35+30)k
  
12
Bird Man (#12)
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 m 8 1 0 0 1 2 13/ 55k
(0)k
  
13
Pitchfork Face Kid
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Sure Feet
   7 0 5 0 1 2 27/ 75k
(35+40)k
  
15
Lip Eyed Jack
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
16
Reptiface Bone Eater
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 6 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 35k
(0)k
  
8 players (+6 players missing next game)  
Coach: flyingboxers Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 940k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 150k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1370k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (2/2/5) |TD Diff:-7 (8 - 15) |Cas Diff:-14 (18/4/2 - 17/16/5)
Last Opponent: Half a brain