TEAM BIO

Hello sir how are you!

Why fine young lad what about yerself!

Why very good thank you.

So my lad Blood bowl coach aye looking for something to try out!

Yes siree..

Ok so what about this team Dwarves you like blood don't like scoring to many you could isolate yourself from all your friends...

Hmmmm tempting but I was looking for more of a challenge..

Ahh a Challenge Wood elfs a challenge stopping folk kicking your war dancer if you manage wood elfs.

Sorry they just look a bit to flashy, what else would be a challenge.....

Hmmmm, here you go try a real vanilla piece Humans they are a challenge to be made interesting I tell ya you will loose a few but win in the end.

Yeh still doesn't tickle my fancy.

Ohh of course sir I should of known your are one of them lot aren't you lobotomized folk who play for a real challenge. You can still win but it is tough there is your dirty Goblins, your flying Flings or the brute strength that is the Ogre side. Lots of fun.

Hmm I do not know they just look a bit easy you know.

Now tell me young sir have you ever tried to Milk a Pigeon