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Roster [X] Dark Elf

The Naggaroth wing of the RSPCA these fantastic volunteers take real pleasure in their work.

Dont read the names nooooooo!

Ah balls theres our licence gone, time to pretend theres a foot an mouth epedemic so we can burn some sheep.

Mwahahahaaa
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Puppy Drowner
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
Guard, +MA, Dodge
   24 1 7 0 0 2 32/51 180k
(158)k
  
2
Bunny Squisher
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block
+AG, Dodge, Leap, Tackle
   25 2 15 0 3 0 53/76 200k
(183)k
  
3
Kitten Chucker
Thrower
7 3 4 8
Pass
+MA, Sure Hands, Accurate, Safe Throw
   25 46 0 0 0 4 66/76 180k
(163)k
  
4
Pulls heads off parrots
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Nerves of Steel, Dodge, Pass Block
   22 2 7 0 3 1 34/51 170k
(145)k
  
5
Drops mice off cliffs
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
 n, m 25 1 1 1 3 1 17/31 110k
(0)k
  
6
Sets horses on fire
Blitzer
8 5 4 8
Block
Dodge, +ST, +ST, +MA, Tackle
   20 0 19 1 5 3 84/176 270k
(250)k
  
7
Does nasty things to sheep
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   22 0 0 0 4 4 28/31 110k
(125)k
  
8
Enjoys 'cow tipping'
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   25 3 0 0 3 3 24/31 110k
(125)k
  
9
Enjoys Veal
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Tackle
   9 3 4 0 3 0 21/31 150k
(120)k
  
10
Blindfolds Mountain Goats
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
 -av, m 14 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 90k
(0)k
  
11
Bullfights with a chainsaw
Lineman
6 3 6 8
+AG, +AG, Dodge
   25 7 1 0 1 4 32/51 170k
(163)k
  
12
Tests the effects of smoking on monkeys
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block
   4 1 4 0 0 0 13/16 130k
(95)k
  
13
Uses pigs for target practice
Lineman
6 3 4 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70)k
  
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Glomp Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2140k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (13/4/8) |TD Diff:18 (65 - 47) |Cas Diff:-26 (14/8/3 - 30/14/7)
Last Opponent: Herrgårdsost
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen74/1/22.1-1.30.3   0.4   0.0-1.7   0.6   0.1-6k
Dark Elf10/0/11.0-3.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-180k
Elven Union10/0/12.0-4.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.0-40k
High Elf10/0/13.0-4.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-160k
Human21/1/01.5-0.51.5   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-60k
Necromantic Horror22/0/05.0-0.51.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.0-20k
Norse10/0/13.0-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.090k
Orc33/0/03.3-0.70.3   0.3   0.3-1.0   0.3   0.0-173k
Shambling Undead11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.090k
Skaven52/2/13.0-2.60.2   0.4   0.4-1.0   1.2   0.4106k
Wood Elf10/0/11.0-5.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0100k
Total2513/4/82.6-1.90.6   0.3   0.1-1.2   0.6   0.3-12k