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Snark Men
P [L] Sons of Stromfels



A BloodBowl team formed from the most unlikely origins.

The Snark Men came about after a particularly large amount of drink and boasting in the most common of circumstances - a bunch of pirates drinking in an alehouse.

With progressively bigger boasts and bigger bets about which captain could make the strongest BloodBowl team, a hooded figure in the corner called their bluff:

"Who is brave enough to side with the Sons of Stromfels?"

A snarky comment from one captain who wasn't quite as drunk as he seemed replied "Who would be dumb enough to take that offer? We would all be shark chow before the end of the first game!"

The quiet figure pushed back his hood to reveal himself, with distinctive facial tattoos for a priest of Stromfel.
"Then you are not worthy".
"Come, captain without-weak-knees, make your team and take this fools plunder, ship and crew...I will bring your gods"

The captain, far too drunk to argue at this point and beaming with an expression of victory.
"Arr, I be that dumb" he pronounced, and the Snark Men were born.

Winners of the Sucker Cup! The team proudly hoists their trophy!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mako
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 4+ 5+ 9+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Mighty Blow, Block, Pro, Multiple Block
 n, -av, n 29 0 0 0 31 1 20/32 220k
(110+110)k
  
2
Great White
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Mighty Blow, Block
 n, n, n, n 29 0 0 0 12 0 5/24 170k
(110+60)k
  
3
Tiger
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 4+ 5+ 8+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Mighty Blow, Block, Guard
 n, -av, -av 30 0 0 0 12 2 1/28 190k
(110+80)k
  
4
Shark Proof Cage
Wrecker
6 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Hit and Run, Sure Hands
Block, Dodge, Tackle
   22 1 6 0 3 4 9/28 150k
(70+80)k
  
5
Puffy Jingles
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Iker Marten
Pirate Cultist
4 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Tackle
 -ma, -ma, n, m 30 0 0 0 3 3 4/24 80k
(0)k
  
8
Max Richswagger
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Jules Saggins
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Sneaky Git, Dirty Player
 n 24 0 2 0 5 2 5/24 100k
(40+60)k
  
10
Goldie Fingers
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Strip Ball, Pro
 n, m 10 0 0 0 0 3 5/24 60k
(0)k
  
11
Piper Deckchairs
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Shadowing, Kick
   24 0 0 0 2 1 1/24 60k
(40+20)k
  
12
Taylor Gib
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Wrestle, Sure Hands
 n 31 0 1 0 3 2 7/24 70k
(40+30)k
  
13
Free Diver
Wrecker
7 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Hit and Run, Sure Hands
Block, Dodge, Tackle, +MA
 n 31 5 18 0 6 0 12/32 170k
(70+100)k
  
14
Oceanic Whitetip Whaler
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Mighty Blow, Block, Guard, Multiple Block
   30 0 1 0 19 1 6/32 200k
(110+90)k
  
16
Long John Bones
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game) Old World Classic, Worlds Edge Superleague
Coach: BeefyGoodness Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Sons of Stromfels Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1790k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 440k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1930k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:33 (11/7/15) |TD Diff:-2 (38 - 40) |Cas Diff:37 (47/51/13 - 29/37/8)
Last Opponent: Cheeze Eating Blender Monkeez
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Beastmen10/0/11.0-2.03.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.030k
Black Dwarf11/0/03.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0520k
Clan Moulder11/0/01.0-0.03.0   3.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0140k
Daemons of Khorne10/0/10.0-2.01.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0310k
Daemons of Slaanesh10/0/11.0-2.00.0   4.0   1.0-0.0   3.0   0.0160k
Daemons of Tzeentch20/1/10.5-1.50.5   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.5   1.0-80k
Elemental - Earth11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0430k
Elemental - Water11/0/01.0-0.00.0   3.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0210k
Engineers20/1/11.0-1.53.0   0.5   0.5-1.5   1.0   1.0155k
Ethereal10/0/11.0-3.02.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   3.0   0.0310k
Flesh Golem11/0/01.0-0.02.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   1.00k
Gnoblar10/1/02.0-2.03.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-80k
Half-Orc10/0/10.0-1.02.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0230k
Hung11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.010k
Isha30/1/20.7-1.70.7   2.0   0.0-1.7   1.0   0.0-203k
Kurnous10/1/01.0-1.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   3.0   1.0610k
Nippon11/0/03.0-2.01.0   3.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0300k
Slaanesh10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   3.0   0.0-190k
Slayer10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0850k
Sons of Stromfels10/0/11.0-2.01.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.0120k
Squig10/0/10.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   3.0   0.0680k
Strigoi10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   3.0   0.050k
Tilea42/0/21.8-1.02.3   2.0   0.5-1.0   0.3   0.0305k
Troll11/0/01.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-120k
Tzeentch21/1/01.5-0.51.0   1.0   1.0-1.5   1.5   0.5-330k
Total3311/7/151.2-1.21.4   1.5   0.4-0.9   1.1   0.2142k