TEAM BIO

THE NIGHT GOBLIN NASTIES™

These Nasty little Gobbo's have the right stuff! They pass, they fight, they block, they foul, and all the while they look amazing doing it. Never have a harder, sexier bunch of little green boyz taken the field. Striking fear into the heart of the opposition doesn't do them justice. Calling them the bestest, baddest, ballsiest little motherf***ers on the face of the earth DOESN"T DO THEM JUSTICE. There isn't a single one of them their coach wouldn't kill for. There isn't a single one of them their coach would'nt die for. They are the greatest. The bestest. The most amazingnessest ever. Marvin the depressed paranoid android would shit his metal pants in excitement and joy if he ever got to meet them. The difference between the Night Goblin Nasties™ and God is that the Night Goblin Nasties™ don't want God on their team. If you actually got the chance to attend one of their games in person your head would probably explode just from the sheer awesome, amazing f**king whoa whoa oh my god its the Night Goblin Nasties™ incredibleness of the whole thing. And I'm toning it down. There actually more sensational than what I've put down here. The dictionary doesn't have enough superlatives to describe them. They are better than the opposition. They are better than you. They are so good, they are even better than themselves. Which is a paradox that can destroy supercomputers. Betting agencies just give away money if they play a game.

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