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TEAM BIO THE NIGHT GOBLIN NASTIES™ These Nasty little Gobbo's have the right stuff! They pass, they fight, they block, they foul, and all the while they look amazing doing it. Never have a harder, sexier bunch of little green boyz taken the field. Striking fear into the heart of the opposition doesn't do them justice. Calling them the bestest, baddest, ballsiest little motherf***ers on the face of the earth DOESN"T DO THEM JUSTICE. There isn't a single one of them their coach wouldn't kill for. There isn't a single one of them their coach would'nt die for. They are the greatest. The bestest. The most amazingnessest ever. Marvin the depressed paranoid android would shit his metal pants in excitement and joy if he ever got to meet them. The difference between the Night Goblin Nasties™ and God is that the Night Goblin Nasties™ don't want God on their team. If you actually got the chance to attend one of their games in person your head would probably explode just from the sheer awesome, amazing f**king whoa whoa oh my god its the Night Goblin Nasties™ incredibleness of the whole thing. And I'm toning it down. There actually more sensational than what I've put down here. The dictionary doesn't have enough superlatives to describe them. They are better than the opposition. They are better than you. They are so good, they are even better than themselves. Which is a paradox that can destroy supercomputers. Betting agencies just give away money if they play a game. SPONSORED BY TROPHY ROOM SEASON 1 - BLOOD FEUD! MODERN PLAYER RECORDS Most Cas Snot Kaypabul has inflicted 2 life changing injuries on opposition players Most Blocks Snot Goodenuff has made 26 bone crunching hits Most Touchdowns Bazza Boing-boing with 6 incredible touchdowns Most Rushing Yards Bazza Boing-boing with 94 rushing yards Most Spps Bazza Boing-boing with 18 spp Most MVPs Snotty McBogey has received 2 well deserved MVP awards Most Fouls Bobby Mulduun, Bomba Drubblemucus and Da Lumbarjakhave all made an amazing 2 fouls in only 3 games Most Interceptions Nobody has the only interception for the team. FIRST HATTRICK Was scored by Bazza Boing-boing in Season 0: Game 2 AMAZING FEAT OF STRENGTH Our vice captain Bobby Muldoon two die uphilled a Troll and seriously hurt him in Season 0: Game 4 SEASON 0- DA FIRST WAAGH 1st Game vs Icky Icks 0-1 LOSS 2nd Game vs Meat 4-0 WIN 3rd Game vs Mighty Ducks 2-0 WIN 4th Game vs Again with Gobs 2-0 WIN *** Did you know... Did you know?.... that coach Happy_Amateur has so little respect for Trolls that he doesn't even call them by their own names. He just calls them Snot Gudenuff and Snot Kaypabul. Because Trolls are shit. Did you know?.... that up and coming star Looney Da Lumbarjak is determined to be in contention for the most fouls award come the end of Season 1. Did you know?.... that after being rather ineffectual in his debut match, Night Goblin Nasty Bazza Boing-boing completed a hattrick in his second game, touching down three times against an Ogre team that was way out of its leeg. Management sends its heartiest congratulations to Bazza for being the first franchise player to score a hattrick in an officially licensed match. Did you know?.... that Snot Kaypabul marked Mighty Zug in his second game, and badly hurt the Star Player in the second half. Maybe Trolls aren't that shit. Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet templates by Thom_Darkness. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Trained Troll
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4 | 5 | 5+ | 5+ | 10+ | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/18 | 115k
(115+0)k |
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2 |
Trained Troll
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4 | 5 | 5+ | 5+ | 10+ | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate |
m | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6/18 | 115k
(0)k |
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3 |
Looney
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6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty Sneaky Git |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1/20 | 50k
(40+10)k |
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4 |
Goblin Lineman
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6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/18 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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5 |
Goblin Lineman
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6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Safe Pair of Hands |
  | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/20 | 50k
(40+10)k |
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6 |
Goblin Lineman
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6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/18 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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7 |
Goblin Lineman
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6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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8 |
'Ooligan
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6 | 2 | 3+ | 6+ | 8+ | Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 65k
(65+0)k |
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9 |
Pogoer
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7 | 2 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Dodge, Pogo Stick, Stunty Leader |
  | 5 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7/20 | 115k
(75+40)k |
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10 |
Goblin Lineman
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6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Catch |
  | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4/20 | 50k
(40+10)k |
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11 |
Goblin Lineman
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6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Strip Ball |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4/20 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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12 |
Goblin Lineman
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6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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13 |
Goblin Lineman
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6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Leap |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1/20 | 50k
(40+10)k |
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12 players (+1 player missing next game) | Badlands Brawl, Underworld Challenge, Bribery and Corruption | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 5 (4/0/1) | | | TD Diff: | 8 (10 - 2) | | | Cas Diff: | 4 (11/6/0 - 9/3/1) |
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Last Opponent: Fumbbl Club de Metz |