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Blood Blitzers
P [L] Orc

<b><large> My Original Fumbbl team </large> </b>


The Blood Blitzer's hail from the heights of the Mad Dog Pass in the Word's Edge Mountains. The team was formed after the Great Orc Chief Mysblak Shatterscream was informed by a captured trader that the Mad Dog Pass was known to the outside world as "Happy Fairy Trail". Shatterscream, upon hearing this bellowed a tremendous war cry and cut the poor human in half with his dinner knife (dinner that night was giant snake, so he needed a big dinner knife). "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!" he thundered, "We must make the paleskins fear the hordes of the Mad Dog Pass! We are not Happy Faries! We are angry, green, murderous sunnsabit**es and the world's gonna bloody know it!" <br>So Shatterscream drew his trusted advisors to him and they plotted deep into early dawn. Travellers still say there is an odour of burnt earwax in the pass after this all night thinking binge. <br>What came out of this strategizin was threefold: 1) Mandatory crucifiction of all pale-skins who travelled through the pass, 2) A declaration of war versus the Old World, and finally 3) The formation of the Mad Dog Pass Blood Blitzers. <br>The Blood Blitzers, under the tutelage of coach Nerfic Bunnypuncher, were tasked with teaching the world to fear the orc tribes of the mountains, by savagely and utterly whipping the *censored* out of the civilized world's Bloodbowl teams and hopefully razing each town after the game. If the game proved to be destructive enough to town, soldiery, and populace, the Mad Dog Army would then come in for a loot and burn session as a celebration. <br>


Fouling Preference: Tactical
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Varag Ghoulchewer III
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
2
Corum Skullsmasher
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
3
Vishnak Veincutter
Blitzer
6 4 3 8
Block
+ST, Frenzy, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball
 -av 37 1 20 0 18 1 102/176 210k
(80+130)k
  
4
H.P. Shovecraft
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
6
Logoth Lifetaker
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   37 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
8
Vislik Vicejaw
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Dodge, Tackle, Piling On
   37 0 5 0 4 4 43/51 150k
(80+70)k
  
9
Blork Ballripper
Thrower
5 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate, Safe Throw
 -av 36 11 3 0 3 2 36/51 130k
(70+60)k
  
10
Lothar Leperbeater
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   37 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
13
Balzac the Mighty
Black Orc Blocker
3 4 2 9
Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard
 -ma 32 0 1 0 13 7 64/76 160k
(80+80)k
  
14
Funkie the Dodger
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   29 0 4 0 0 0 12/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
15
Durok Deathbreaker
Lineman
5 4 2 9
+ST
 -ag 28 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 100k
(50+50)k
  
11 players  
Coach: BunnyPuncher Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1690k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1690k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:37 (15/12/10) |TD Diff:10 (50 - 40) |Cas Diff:50 (51/23/20 - 22/10/12)
Last Opponent: Ageless Elves
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/01.0-0.01.0   4.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0120k
Skaven52/3/01.6-0.61.0   1.2   0.6-0.6   0.2   0.0-210k
Chaos Chosen20/0/20.5-1.50.5   0.5   0.5-2.5   1.0   1.5-230k
Chaos Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0130k
Dark Elf62/2/21.2-1.52.2   0.7   0.3-0.5   0.2   0.5103k
Dwarf42/0/21.0-1.30.5   0.3   0.0-0.3   0.5   1.0273k
Elven Union11/0/03.0-1.03.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-230k
High Elf30/1/21.0-1.71.3   0.3   0.7-0.0   0.0   0.3-313k
Human42/1/11.3-1.01.0   0.8   0.8-1.0   0.8   0.015k
Lizardmen31/1/11.3-1.30.7   0.3   0.7-0.7   0.3   0.3-30k
Norse11/0/02.0-0.00.0   1.0   3.0-0.0   0.0   0.0330k
Orc10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.020k
Wood Elf53/2/02.0-0.82.6   0.0   0.6-0.4   0.0   0.084k
Total3715/12/101.4-1.11.4   0.6   0.5-0.6   0.3   0.31k