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Talabec Tyrants [GDR]
Roster [L] Tyrants

The Tyrants of Talabec embody the essence of Waaagh! Taken to new heights.

Fanatical zealots, they claim to be inspired by Gork and Mork. This team combines the warrior values of the Maorki tribes with the impetuous cult of speed and violence typical of the ork.

They like to scour taverns for Homeric third halves to educate unbelievers in the truth of Gork and Mork and their manifestation within the whaag. They've made it their mission to convert the world, known and unknown, to the beauty of perpetual whaag, and of course they're counting on the media coverage of this league to convert the millions of fans on the pitch, in the stands and behind the screens of cabalvision - it's their holy crusade.

The Horde, as they like to call themselves, only travel on the backs of whaargs or giant squigs. But here, speed isn't just a matter of racing. It's a way of life, a battle path, a roar resonating with the power of a hard core that forms the heart of the team.

This heterogeneous group has formed a religious community united viscerally by faith in the power of the whaag. Although Ork, they have the mental and physical discipline of soldier monks.

This cohesion manifests itself in blindfold training sessions (with impressive loss and injury rates), where the motto “sweat spares blood” takes on its full meaning. Both on and off the pitch, they have a fusional relationship in the whaag (which is reflected in the large number of guards in the team).

They've just transformed the local stadium into a shrine to Gork and Mork, and at the opening ceremony dubbed it “the Champs Elyséens of Eternal Whaag”.

Some troubadours and minstrels have already started writing songs for the team's supporters. Singer L'Ork Armstrong created "What a wonderful Whaaag"

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpSw3gwdF5c[/video]

The tyrants of talabec are delighted to announce the name of their sponsor: Orka-Cola.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Badbog Firebelch
Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
Dirty Player, Guard
   1 0 0 0 0 0 16/31 140k
(110+30)k
  
2
Grotz Eargrinda
Orc Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
Guard, Fend, Mighty Blow
 m 1 0 0 0 1 0 33/51 110k
(0)k
  
3
Drorg Fleshgnasha
Orc Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
Stand Firm
   1 0 1 0 0 0 9/16 90k
(80+10)k
  
4
Grish Goreblade
Orc Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
Thick Skull, Pro, Guard
   1 0 0 0 0 0 31/51 110k
(80+30)k
  
5
Zogg' Kram' Bitûm
Orc Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
6
Azog The Destroyer
Black Orc
4 4 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
7
Yatur le Warg Noir
Black Orc
4 4 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
8
Bor Skelet' d'Iridium
Black Orc
4 4 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
9
Bogrum le hachoir d'Ogre
Black Orc
4 4 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
10
Krogz Manglefist
Big 'Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
Guard, Strip Ball, Stand Firm
   1 0 0 0 0 0 31/51 120k
(90+30)k
  
11
Orag La Boît'kitu
Big 'Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
12
Ghaz’kull Krakpoing
Big 'Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
13
Borkül Kass' Trogn
Big 'Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
Block
   1 0 0 0 1 1 6/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
14
Guttz "Da Uvva Wun" Wartfang
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Sneaky Git
   1 0 0 0 0 0 16/31 60k
(40+20)k
  
15
Skrit Shreeka
Goblin Lineman
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Kick
   1 0 0 0 0 0 6/16 50k
(40+10)k
  
16
★ Snaga Kratèr the silent sapper ★
Bomma
6 2 3+ 3+ 8+
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
+PA, Accurate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 16/31 75k
(45+30)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game) Badlands Brawl
Coach: Kanwulf Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Tyrants Dedicated Fans: 1  
Current Team Value: 1685k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 1180k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1795k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1 (0/1/0) |TD Diff:0 (1 - 1) |Cas Diff:0 (2/0/0 - 0/2/0)
Last Opponent: Iron Crag Clawz [GDR]
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Clawz10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0210k
Total10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0210k