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Nightmare Stalkers
Retired [Q] Necromantic

"<i>I love dogs, me</i>" quoth coach <i>Freakish</i> during an interview on his latest Franchise acquisition, "<i>So I bought a team with some in</i>". Idly rubbing the belly of new prospect, Chases Parked Cars, he continues; "<i>I'm mean look at him, he's just a big softy really, completely house trained and even fetches me my slippers on an evening. Only problem is when he tries to hump your leg...</i>"

"<i>What do you do then?</i>" asked the intrepid reporter,

"<i>Fake an orgasm!</i>"

With that the reporter leaves, with most of his internal organs intact.

You're here because they fancy a game. If you say no, they know where you live...they're <b>Nightmare Stalkers</b>

<b>Little Known Facts:</b>

<i>Nightmare Stalkers</i> must surely be in the running for the quickest official game ever in Faction, if not anywhere. During their game against <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=144717">Heirs of Lothlorien</a>, the game was conceded after approximately 1/2 a turn. It is thought that a fatality and niggling injury in the opening exchanges had something to do with it.

<i>Nightmare Stalkers</i> won their first two games by concession. Coach <i>Freakish</i> turned this to his advantage by recruiting two new positional players and a cheerleader for his own <i>personal</i> tutelage.

Coach Freakish would also like to send a personal thanks to fellow coach, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~kornfreak">kornfreak</a> for offering up his High Elf team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=151759">Testament</a> after NS had received a mauling in the previous game. His sacrifice will not be forgotten.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Schnookums
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
   7 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 140k
(148)k
  
2
Fluff Bunny
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 120k
(133)k
  
3
Chases Parked Cars
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
Block
   6 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 140k
(158)k
  
4
Chases Own Tail
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(140)k
  
5
Zebedee
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Sure Hands
   6 1 2 0 1 0 9/ 90k
(100)k
  
6
Bubba McBubbs
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Sure Hands
   7 2 1 0 0 2 15/ 90k
(100)k
  
7
Shambling Mound
Zombie
4 3 1 8
Regenerate
 -ag, m 7 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(0)k
  
8
Dead Dave
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(40)k
  
9
Lurk-io
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 90k
(105)k
  
10
Grave Gary
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
11
Killed Carl
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
12
Gribbler
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle
   6 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 110k
(128)k
  
13
Ex Eric
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
16
Roppongi
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Guard
   7 0 0 0 0 3 15/ 60k
(75)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Freakish Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Necromantic Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1350k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:7 (4/0/3) |TD Diff:-1 (9 - 10) |Cas Diff:-3 (5/1/2 - 3/6/2)
Last Opponent: Hope's End Return
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Elven Union22/0/01.5-0.00.5   0.5   1.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-60k
Dark Elf11/0/03.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.040k
High Elf21/0/11.0-2.00.5   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0195k
Human10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   4.0   0.0-100k
Necromantic Horror10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-20k
Total74/0/31.3-1.40.7   0.1   0.3-0.4   0.9   0.327k