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"<i>I love dogs, me</i>" quoth coach <i>Freakish</i> during an interview on his latest Franchise acquisition, "<i>So I bought a team with some in</i>". Idly rubbing the belly of new prospect, Chases Parked Cars, he continues; "<i>I'm mean look at him, he's just a big softy really, completely house trained and even fetches me my slippers on an evening. Only problem is when he tries to hump your leg...</i>" "<i>What do you do then?</i>" asked the intrepid reporter, "<i>Fake an orgasm!</i>" With that the reporter leaves, with most of his internal organs intact. You're here because they fancy a game. If you say no, they know where you live...they're <b>Nightmare Stalkers</b> <b>Little Known Facts:</b> <i>Nightmare Stalkers</i> must surely be in the running for the quickest official game ever in Faction, if not anywhere. During their game against <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=144717">Heirs of Lothlorien</a>, the game was conceded after approximately 1/2 a turn. It is thought that a fatality and niggling injury in the opening exchanges had something to do with it. <i>Nightmare Stalkers</i> won their first two games by concession. Coach <i>Freakish</i> turned this to his advantage by recruiting two new positional players and a cheerleader for his own <i>personal</i> tutelage. Coach Freakish would also like to send a personal thanks to fellow coach, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~kornfreak">kornfreak</a> for offering up his High Elf team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=151759">Testament</a> after NS had received a mauling in the previous game. His sacrifice will not be forgotten. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Flesh Golem
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull Mighty Blow |
  | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 140k
(148)k |
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2 |
Flesh Golem
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull |
  | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 120k
(133)k |
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3 |
Werewolf
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8 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Catch, Claw, Frenzy Block |
  | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/ | 140k
(158)k |
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4 |
Werewolf
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8 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Catch, Claw, Frenzy |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 120k
(140)k |
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5 |
Ghoul
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Sure Hands |
  | 6 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 9/ | 90k
(100)k |
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6 |
Ghoul
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Sure Hands |
  | 7 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 15/ | 90k
(100)k |
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7 |
Zombie
|
4 | 3 | 1 | 8 | Regenerate |
-ag, m | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 30k
(0)k |
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8 |
Zombie
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
  | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 30k
(40)k |
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9 |
Wight
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Regenerate |
  | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 90k
(105)k |
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10 |
Zombie
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
  | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 30k
(40)k |
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11 |
Zombie
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
  | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 30k
(40)k |
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12 |
Wight
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Regenerate Tackle |
  | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 110k
(128)k |
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13 |
Zombie
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 30k
(40)k |
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16 |
Zombie
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate Guard |
  | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 15/ | 60k
(75)k |
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13 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 7 (4/0/3) | | | TD Diff: | -1 (9 - 10) | | | Cas Diff: | -3 (5/1/2 - 3/6/2) |
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Last Opponent: Hope's End Return |