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Friendly Fellows
Roster [X2] Ogre

"Ogres only want make friends. Please be friends."

From a very early age, <a href=”http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1868659”>Lionel Elfkisser</a> knew exactly what he wanted to be. Nothing could change his mind. His parents begged him, but he ignored them. His teachers threatened him, but he would not listen. The other kids at school kicked, bit and pinched him, and although Lionel cried, he would not give in.

Lionel knew that when he grew up, he was going to be . . . an elf.

The fact that he was twenty-two stone of hulking Ogre did not matter one bit.

The years passed and Lionel grew bigger, stupider and clumsier, but he would not relinquish his dream. After getting together with a few like-minded friends – <a href=”http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1868665”>Bobby Happytoes</a> from Lionel’s ballet class, the noted Ogre botanist <a href=”http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1868650”>Jonah ‘Hugs’ Ornheim</a>, pest control officer <a href=”http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1868649”>Golag Rabbittickler</a> and itinerant wanderers <a href=”http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1868648”>Lenny</a>; and <a href=”http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1868666”>George</a>; – Lionel founded the <b>Friendly Fellows</b>, a Bloodbowl* team dedicated to showcasing the under-appreciated grace and elegance of the Ogre Bloodbowl* game. With Lionel’s half-brother <a href=”http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1868659”>Johnny Elfkisser</a> installed as team captain, and a back-up gang of loveable gobbos filling up the roster, Lionel set out to prove that Ogres can elfbowl it with the best of them.

Terrified of hurting his elven friends, nothing upsets Lionel more than casualties and – especially – on pitch deaths (which is a shame, as in the first few games he caused three). Nonetheless Lionel bravely soldiers on, determined to prove, once-and-for-all, that if he so chooses, he can damn well be an elf.



*Lionel, disliking the ‘blood’ word, generally refers to the sport as simply ‘bowl’, or occasionally the ‘throwy ball game’.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lenny
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   6 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 140k
(131)k
  
2
Golag Rabbittickler
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(117)k
  
3
Jonah 'Hugs' Ornheim
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(117)k
  
4
Lionel Elfkisser
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
 n 5 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 140k
(109)k
  
5
Bobby Happytoes
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(117)k
  
6
Johnny Elfkisser
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sprint
   6 0 3 0 0 1 14/16 60k
(50)k
  
7
Spanky
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 m 6 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 60k
(0)k
  
8
Big Ron
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   6 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(50)k
  
9
Nigel Nice
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Sprint
   6 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 80k
(80)k
  
10
Jimbo the Lovely
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   6 1 3 0 0 0 10/16 60k
(50)k
  
11
George
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   6 1 1 1 0 1 11/16 60k
(50)k
  
12
Heyzoos
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(117)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: The_Mighty_Ren Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1370k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (3/3/0) |TD Diff:6 (12 - 6) |Cas Diff:7 (6/3/1 - 1/1/1)
Last Opponent: Evolve to Capitalism
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen21/1/02.0-1.01.5   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.050k
Chaos Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.040k
Dwarf11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-20k
High Elf11/0/03.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.050k
Orc10/1/02.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-40k
Total63/3/02.0-1.01.0   0.5   0.2-0.2   0.2   0.222k