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Roster [X2] Lizardmen

The fearsome denizens of a foul and festering realm known as <a href="http://www.planetcrap.com">PlanetCrap</a> have risen from the swamp to slay all that is decent in these treacherous lands. These veterans of the Unreal community are the old skool tyrannosaurs, and they've come armed with secret weapons including the Bag of Dicks, the +12 Sword and the Ebon Kettle.

Ph34r their magnificent krox LOSE, a robot lizard whose only mission is to kill each and every last living being on earth! Gasp in wonder as Hugin and Desiato pound on helpless elves! Be amazed at the professionalism of Warren Martial,of whom it is rumoured that troll blood courses through his veins! Thrill to the sight of the incomparable Foodbunny leading an army of leaping lizards to glorious victory!

* * * ASSISTANT COACH ROSTER * * *
JJZ-couch: Head Armchair Quarterback
Neale: Waste Disposal Executive, Mascot Wrangling Department
Bezzy: Chief Morale Officer
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
LOSE
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 130k
(110)k
  
2
Uncle Jeet
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Stand Firm
   21 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 110k
(100)k
  
3
Gabe the Gigantic
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block, Guard
   39 0 0 1 9 1 25/31 120k
(128)k
  
4
Hugin
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block
   13 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 100k
(100)k
  
5
Sgt Hulka
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Stand Firm, Dodge
   39 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 140k
(123)k
  
6
Warren Martial
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block, Pro, Guard
   40 0 0 0 6 4 32/51 140k
(143)k
  
8
Foodbunny
Skink
8 1 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Catch, Sprint, Side Step, Sure Hands, Sure Feet
 -st 39 13 18 0 0 4 87/176 170k
(140)k
  
10
Errol
Skink
9 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
+MA, Sure Hands
   11 0 4 0 0 3 27/31 120k
(95)k
  
11
Wingwalker
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(40)k
  
12
Eric Oldnews
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 60k
(40)k
  
15
Jibble
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Catch
   8 3 1 0 0 1 11/16 80k
(60)k
  
11 players  
Coach: m0nty Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1710k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:40 (16/7/17) |TD Diff:-3 (76 - 79) |Cas Diff:-28 (29/14/8 - 41/23/15)
Last Opponent: Memorabilia of Funbbl
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Goblin20/1/11.0-2.01.5   0.5   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.5-110k
Amazon10/0/10.0-3.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   1.0-110k
Chaos Chosen63/0/31.8-1.70.3   0.5   0.3-1.5   1.0   0.3-7k
Chaos Dwarf32/0/11.3-1.00.3   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.3-13k
Dark Elf21/1/03.5-1.50.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.570k
High Elf52/2/12.0-2.20.4   0.4   0.4-0.6   0.0   0.2-50k
Human31/0/22.3-3.30.3   0.3   0.7-0.7   1.0   0.7-410k
Lizardmen11/0/03.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0210k
Necromantic Horror10/0/10.0-3.00.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0400k
Norse22/0/03.0-0.53.0   0.5   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.0160k
Nurgle21/0/10.5-2.00.5   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   1.0-30k
Orc41/0/31.0-1.80.0   0.0   0.3-1.3   1.0   0.328k
Skaven30/1/21.3-2.32.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.77k
Tomb Kings10/1/03.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   0.0-530k
Wood Elf42/1/13.5-2.30.8   0.3   0.0-0.8   0.3   0.0-143k
Total4016/7/171.9-2.00.7   0.4   0.2-1.0   0.6   0.4-46k