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U.K. Eastfarthing
P [S] Chaos Halfling



The United Kinkybottoms of Eastfarthing was founded by legendary no-gooder Hambo Kinkybottom to keep the youngsters of the clan from bothering him for money all the time. From the start all the players from the team came from the village of Hobbithong, where most of the Kinkybottoms live, but soon enough Hambo started to recruit some of the cousins from Sickville, and it has been thus ever since.

Vendettas
2005/07/20The goblin Ralou for the killing of chaos halfling Bingo Kinkybottom.
2005/08/17The nurgling Montgomery Scott for the killing of chaos halfling Rimbo Sickville-Kinkybottom.
Montgomery Scotts team has retired, and so he is out of our grasp.
2005/08/17The troll I Eat You for the killing of minotaur Bucephalus.
I Eat You has died at the hands of a player of another team.
2005/08/17The troll Inteligent One for the killing of chaos halfling Tango Kinkybottom.
2005/09/09The beast of Nurgle Jätten for the killing of chaos halfling Mungo Kinkybottom.
This death has been avenged as Jätten fell while wrestling Bull.
2009/01/05The squig Cabbage for the killing of chaos halfling Stumpy Sickville-Kinkybottom.
Cabbages team has retired, and so he is out of our grasp.
2009/01/05The squig hearder Wasp for the killing of chaos halfling Tempo Kinkybottom.
Wasps team has retired, and so he is out of our grasp.
2009/01/09The Skryre slave Hagbart for the killing of chaos halfling Sumo Kinkybottom.
Hagbart has died at the hands of a player of another team.
2010/10/24The notorious nurgling fouler Pusss for the killing of chaos halfling Lombo Sickville-Kinkybottom.
2010/10/24The beast of Nurgle Lord of Scacazza for the killing of chaos halfling Kongo Kinkybottom.
2012/10/30The evil horror Zoop for the killing of chaos halfling Coco Kinkybottom.
Zoop has died at the hands of a player of another team.
2013/04/06The snotling mob Estrin-D for the killing of chaos halfling Dodo Kinkybottom.


Necromisers Nightmare 2012
1. Loss (2) + 0 Kills (0) = 2 points
2. Loss (2) + 0 Kills (0) = 2 points
3. Loss (2) + 1 Kills (10) = 12 points

Total: 16 points


The Wall of Heads - Part of the Hobbithong beautification project since 2005.



The U.K. Eastfarthing formed in july 2005
[Created when Pluto was still considered a planet.]
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bull
Chaos Spawn
5 6 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block, +ST, Break Tackle
   20 0 1 0 23 0 49/51 240k
(140+100)k
  
2
Plug Ugly
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Multiple Block, Guard, Juggernaut
   17 0 1 0 15 1 38/51 200k
(140+60)k
  
3
Randy Kinkybottom
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Side Step, Block
   26 0 1 0 1 4 25/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
4
Toto Kinkybottom
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   12 0 1 0 3 0 9/16 55k
(35+20)k
  
5
Gogo Kinkybottom
Chaos Halfling
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Side Step
   20 8 3 0 1 2 29/31 95k
(35+60)k
  
6
Mambo Kinkybottom
Chaos Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, +MA, Big Hand
   26 3 2 0 4 3 32/51 105k
(35+70)k
  
7
Yoyo Kinkybottom
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
8
Tanto Kinkybottom
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
9
Dingo Sickville-Kinkybottom
Carver
6 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Pro, +MA
   25 0 0 0 2 4 24/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
12
Othello Sickville-Kinkybottom
Chaos Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Horns
 -ma, m 22 0 2 0 0 3 21/31 75k
(0)k
  
13
Bimbo Sickville-Kinkybottom
Chaos Halfling
5 3 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST, Horns
   15 0 3 0 4 1 22/31 105k
(35+70)k
  
14
Drongo Sickville-Kinkybottom
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
15
Yoko Sickville-Kinkybottom
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
16
Lobo "Tommy" Kinkybottom
Head Carver
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff
Block
   8 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Gran Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1640k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1715k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:26 (7/4/15) |TD Diff:-11 (24 - 35) |Cas Diff:-32 (58/21/12 - 76/31/16)
Last Opponent: Buff Rowdy Ponies
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Albion Fae10/1/02.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   1.0-10k
Goblin Cheaters31/0/21.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.7-3.0   0.7   0.3-27k
Chaos Halfling32/0/11.0-1.01.7   1.0   1.0-2.3   1.3   0.0-243k
Horrors of Tzeentch10/0/11.0-2.03.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-90k
Nurglings50/1/40.4-1.62.0   1.2   1.0-3.0   0.8   1.0-324k
Pygmy21/0/11.0-0.54.0   0.5   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.0-60k
Skink20/2/01.5-1.52.0   0.5   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0105k
Skryre Slaves20/0/20.0-3.01.5   1.0   0.0-5.5   2.5   0.5-210k
Snotling20/0/21.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-5.0   3.0   1.585k
Squig Herders42/0/21.0-0.83.3   0.5   0.5-3.8   1.0   0.550k
Strigoyan11/0/02.0-0.06.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.0100k
Total267/4/150.9-1.32.2   0.8   0.5-2.9   1.2   0.6-92k