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U.K. Eastfarthing
P [S] Chaos Halfling



The United Kinkybottoms of Eastfarthing was founded by legendary no-gooder Hambo Kinkybottom to keep the youngsters of the clan from bothering him for money all the time. From the start all the players from the team came from the village of Hobbithong, where most of the Kinkybottoms live, but soon enough Hambo started to recruit some of the cousins from Sickville, and it has been thus ever since.

Vendettas
2005/07/20The goblin Ralou for the killing of chaos halfling Bingo Kinkybottom.
2005/08/17The nurgling Montgomery Scott for the killing of chaos halfling Rimbo Sickville-Kinkybottom.
Montgomery Scotts team has retired, and so he is out of our grasp.
2005/08/17The troll I Eat You for the killing of minotaur Bucephalus.
I Eat You has died at the hands of a player of another team.
2005/08/17The troll Inteligent One for the killing of chaos halfling Tango Kinkybottom.
2005/09/09The beast of Nurgle Jätten for the killing of chaos halfling Mungo Kinkybottom.
This death has been avenged as Jätten fell while wrestling Bull.
2009/01/05The squig Cabbage for the killing of chaos halfling Stumpy Sickville-Kinkybottom.
Cabbages team has retired, and so he is out of our grasp.
2009/01/05The squig hearder Wasp for the killing of chaos halfling Tempo Kinkybottom.
Wasps team has retired, and so he is out of our grasp.
2009/01/09The Skryre slave Hagbart for the killing of chaos halfling Sumo Kinkybottom.
Hagbart has died at the hands of a player of another team.
2010/10/24The notorious nurgling fouler Pusss for the killing of chaos halfling Lombo Sickville-Kinkybottom.
2010/10/24The beast of Nurgle Lord of Scacazza for the killing of chaos halfling Kongo Kinkybottom.
2012/10/30The evil horror Zoop for the killing of chaos halfling Coco Kinkybottom.
Zoop has died at the hands of a player of another team.
2013/04/06The snotling mob Estrin-D for the killing of chaos halfling Dodo Kinkybottom.


Necromisers Nightmare 2012
1. Loss (2) + 0 Kills (0) = 2 points
2. Loss (2) + 0 Kills (0) = 2 points
3. Loss (2) + 1 Kills (10) = 12 points

Total: 16 points


The Wall of Heads - Part of the Hobbithong beautification project since 2005.



The U.K. Eastfarthing formed in july 2005
[Created when Pluto was still considered a planet.]
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Spawn
5 6 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block, +ST, Break Tackle
  20 0 1 0 23 0 49/51 240k
(140+100)k
 
2
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Multiple Block, Guard, Juggernaut
  17 0 1 0 15 1 38/51 200k
(140+60)k
 
3
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Side Step, Block
  26 0 1 0 1 4 25/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
4
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  12 0 1 0 3 0 9/16 55k
(35+20)k
 
5
Chaos Halfling
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Side Step
  20 8 3 0 1 2 29/31 95k
(35+60)k
 
6
Chaos Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, +MA, Big Hand
  26 3 2 0 4 3 32/51 105k
(35+70)k
 
7
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
8
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
9
Carver
6 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Pro, +MA
  25 0 0 0 2 4 24/31 120k
(70+50)k
 
12
Chaos Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Horns
-ma, m 22 0 2 0 0 3 21/31 75k
(0)k
 
13
Chaos Halfling
5 3 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST, Horns
  15 0 3 0 4 1 22/31 105k
(35+70)k
 
14
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
15
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
16
Head Carver
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff
Block
  8 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Gran Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1640k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1715k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:26 (7/4/15) |TD Diff:-11 (24 - 35) |Cas Diff:-32 (58/21/12 - 76/31/16)
Last Opponent: Buff Rowdy Ponies