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Meen Green Hugging Machine
Retired [X2] Orc


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<h4>America's Fumbbl League was thought to be a bit on the hard physical side, so a group of cuddling Orcs were brought in to save the league from losing appeal with the more soft-hearted fans (those female trolls and Ogresses are just notoriously fickle for crying at fatalities on the pitch!!!!)

The team will look to get intimate and cuddly with all opponents, preferably by wrestling them to the floor. The orcs will then stand nearby the "cuddle-victim" in case any of the "cuddled" player's team mates feel the need to rush over and kiss him for his beauty.</h4>

<h1>To all possible opponents...please come and cuddle us...we are happy to help!!!!
</h1>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Alf 'Ammerand
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   11 1 1 0 2 0 8/ 100k
(100)k
  
2
Zoggy the Ziggy
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
   8 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 100k
(90)k
  
3
Anudda BOB
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Dodge
   2 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 110k
(100)k
  
5
Fanatical Fred
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 8
+AG, Block, Guard
 -av, -ag 39 1 2 0 13 3 48/ 160k
(123)k
  
6
Camelcud Dellur
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   8 1 1 0 0 1 9/ 70k
(70)k
  
7
Smelly Saussage
Blitzer
8 3 3 9
Block
+MA, +MA, Strip Ball, Sure Hands, Mighty Blow
 n 40 0 19 0 9 4 95/ 200k
(154)k
  
8
Go T'fondlar
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player
   13 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 70k
(100)k
  
9
Bungling Borris Brushface
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
+AG, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, Pass Block
 n 38 4 6 0 17 5 81/ 200k
(150)k
  
10
Stinkin' Sess Pitt
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(15)k
  
11
Smashin' Steve
Black Orc Blocker
4 5 2 9
+ST, Block, Mighty Blow
   27 0 1 0 12 2 37/ 170k
(153)k
  
12
Rudgat the Repulsive
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Block, Guard, Piling On
   38 0 0 0 13 3 41/ 170k
(150)k
  
13
Accurate 'Arry
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate, Safe Throw
   38 28 2 0 2 1 43/ 130k
(115)k
  
14
Sheeepki Serr
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Tackle
   22 2 0 0 0 3 17/ 90k
(95)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Russo Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2160k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:40 (17/9/14) |TD Diff:7 (54 - 47) |Cas Diff:58 (59/41/24 - 35/22/9)
Last Opponent: Grave Stealers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon54/1/01.4-0.01.0   1.0   1.8-0.2   0.0   0.2226k
Chaos Chosen11/0/02.0-1.03.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   2.0   1.070k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.02.0   3.0   1.0-1.0   3.0   0.0-80k
Dark Elf11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0400k
Dwarf20/0/20.0-2.00.5   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-220k
Elven Union21/0/11.5-2.01.5   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.050k
Halfling11/0/05.0-0.03.0   3.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0730k
High Elf20/1/11.5-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0170k
Human21/1/02.0-0.52.5   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.015k
Lizardmen20/0/20.0-3.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.5   1.5   0.0250k
Necromantic Horror20/1/10.5-1.50.5   0.0   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.5795k
Norse33/0/01.3-0.31.3   1.0   0.7-1.3   0.7   0.0127k
Nurgle30/0/30.0-2.01.0   1.3   0.7-2.0   1.7   0.3-113k
Ogre31/2/01.3-0.71.7   0.7   0.3-1.3   1.0   1.0567k
Old World10/1/01.0-1.01.0   2.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.0210k
Shambling Undead10/1/01.0-1.00.0   3.0   1.0-1.0   2.0   0.0140k
Skaven21/0/12.0-2.02.5   1.5   0.5-0.0   0.5   0.0450k
Tomb Kings10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   1.0-30k
Vampire22/0/02.5-0.04.0   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.510k
Wood Elf31/1/12.0-1.31.7   0.3   0.7-0.0   0.0   0.0-90k
Total4017/9/141.4-1.21.5   1.0   0.6-0.9   0.6   0.2177k