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Failed Pickup Lines
Retired [Q] Halfling

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Treeman
2 6 1 9
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block
 -av, m 32 0 0 0 10 2 30/ 150k
(0)k
  
2
You know, the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
 -ag, n, m 17 0 0 0 7 0 14/ 130k
(0)k
  
3
I'm good at math. U+I=69
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
4
I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs
Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma, n 19 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 30k
(13)k
  
5
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
 n 7 1 1 0 1 1 11/ 60k
(46)k
  
6
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
7
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
8
So, do you like fat guys with no money?
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(15)k
  
9
Come on, you can't get pregnant the first time!
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(0)k
  
10
How'd you like to gain 190 pounds for about 5 minutes?
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
11
If I pet you, would you follow me home?
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
12
You look like a hooker I knew in fresno
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   12 0 5 0 0 1 20/ 70k
(60)k
  
13
Are you a tamale? 'Cuz you're hot.
Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 -ma, m 30 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 50k
(0)k
  
14
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
15
You make my software turn into hardware!
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   13 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 50k
(25)k
  
8 players (+7 players missing next game)  
Coach: TheSpoonyBard Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 10  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 880k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:32 (10/10/12) |TD Diff:-4 (39 - 43) |Cas Diff:-86 (30/26/8 - 81/49/20)
Last Opponent: NeedMoreSleep
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   2.0   1.0440k
Orc72/1/41.0-1.90.4   0.4   0.1-3.4   1.7   0.6-10k
Dark Elf62/3/11.8-1.20.8   1.0   0.0-2.8   1.2   0.8145k
Elven Union20/1/10.5-1.50.5   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.020k
Halfling11/0/03.0-1.05.0   4.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-160k
High Elf21/0/12.0-1.50.5   1.0   1.0-1.5   1.5   0.5185k
Human31/1/11.0-1.01.7   0.3   0.3-2.7   2.0   0.3-80k
Lizardmen20/1/10.5-1.00.0   1.0   0.5-2.0   1.5   1.0145k
Ogre10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   1.0170k
Shambling Undead10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   3.0   1.00k
Skaven31/1/11.3-2.00.7   0.7   0.3-2.0   1.3   0.337k
Tomb Kings20/1/10.5-1.02.0   1.5   0.0-2.0   2.0   1.0150k
Vampire11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   1.0-620k
Total3210/10/121.2-1.30.9   0.8   0.3-2.5   1.5   0.647k