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Coming quotes: #1943, #760806, #6716, #572066(many good names in this one, all illegal), #731712, #761518, #233651, #346, #35417, #27025, #113023, #3010, #21732
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Swedish Rodeo
Black Orc Blocker
4 5 2 9
+ST, Block, Guard
   24 0 0 0 15 4 50/51 170k
(158)k
  
2
Door to Museum of Tolerance
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   24 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 100k
(100)k
  
3
Bloodninja: I need you to talk like a pirate.
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80)k
  
4
Device to stab people in the face over the Internet
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   23 0 1 0 5 2 23/31 120k
(128)k
  
5
A baby seal walks into a club
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
   24 0 0 0 6 4 32/51 160k
(163)k
  
6
Steve Irwin should have worn sunblock to protect from harmful rays
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   24 1 2 0 0 1 12/16 60k
(20)k
  
7
nmp3bot dances :D/-<
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow
   24 1 5 1 10 1 43/51 140k
(133)k
  
8
How do you get 100 babies in a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them back out? With doritos
Lineman
5 3 5 9
+AG, +AG
   6 2 3 0 0 1 16/31 130k
(138)k
  
10
What's an oxymoron? Microsoft Works
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player, Kick, Block
   24 1 1 0 1 7 41/51 110k
(138)k
  
11
Watching The Mask with Jim Carrey
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Tackle
   24 0 3 0 4 0 17/31 90k
(95)k
  
12
Pennies are AWESOME for throwing at cats, it only costs a single penny and they'll either chase it,
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Block
   23 12 1 0 2 1 24/31 110k
(85)k
  
13
Stupidity is an inexhaustible natural resource, someday we'll generate electrical power from it
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow
   20 2 5 0 4 2 35/51 140k
(133)k
  
14
Jesus Saves, passes to Moses, SCOOOOORE!!!
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Stand Firm, Guard, Mighty Blow
   18 0 5 0 3 2 31/51 150k
(133)k
  
15
<AgentSmith>How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak? *** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
Blitzer
8 3 3 9
Block
Dodge, +MA, +MA
   17 2 9 0 0 1 34/51 170k
(148)k
  
14 players  
Coach: cherry Re-Rolls (120k): 7  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2320k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:24 (18/4/2) |TD Diff:26 (39 - 13) |Cas Diff:51 (43/20/14 - 11/10/5)
Last Opponent: Big Mekx
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/1/01.0-1.04.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   1.0160k
Ogre10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0160k
Chaos Chosen42/2/01.5-0.52.3   1.0   0.5-0.3   0.5   0.388k
Elven Union10/1/01.0-1.03.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.050k
High Elf22/0/02.0-0.51.5   0.0   2.0-0.5   0.0   0.0110k
Human33/0/01.7-0.01.7   0.7   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-83k
Lizardmen11/0/02.0-1.03.0   3.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.050k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-120k
Orc33/0/02.3-0.30.7   0.7   0.7-0.7   1.0   0.3-80k
Shambling Undead11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   2.0-1.0   2.0   1.0-200k
Skaven32/0/11.7-1.01.7   1.0   0.3-0.0   0.3   0.0-50k
Vampire11/0/01.0-0.03.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-40k
Wood Elf22/0/01.5-0.51.5   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.080k
Total2418/4/21.6-0.51.8   0.8   0.6-0.5   0.4   0.26k