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Zig A Zig Arrgghhh
Retired [X] Chaos Dwarf

Regretfully we seem to have gained the reputation as being your stereotypical "short" people. Full of anger, ego and attitude. We would like to counter these claims by saying that........

HANG ON, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
REALLY?
WHAT DID YOU CALL MY MOTHER?
YOU WANT SOME?
COME ON THEN, I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON ONE AT A TIME OR ALL AT ONCE
YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT, KEEP ON WALKING LANKY BOY....

.....as I was saying, these unfounded and frankly quite hurtfull comments are degrading and damaging to the beauty of all 'vertically challenged' people. We have feelings too. Do we deserve to be mocked because we can't ride on Oblivion at ALTON TOWERS? Have you ever thought about the pain you cause when you sit down in a cinema slap bang infront of one of us? We went to watch "Spiderman 3", not "The back of your head returns part IX" Lastly we implore you to please think before you say something that may have long term emotional damage to anyone below 5'0 (approx 150cm) or use our heads to rest your elbow.....

OH BACK FOR MORE ARE YA.....I'LL HAVE U LOFTY........
ARRGGGGGGHHHHH......................
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Revthar N'Ginez
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
   9 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 130k
(148)k
  
2
Whoa-thar Needi
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 130k
(148)k
  
3
Bro-Kun Garribald-E
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   20 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 90k
(115)k
  
4
Idull Ban-tor
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   21 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 90k
(115)k
  
5
Darft Stetson
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dauntless, Guard
   21 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 120k
(135)k
  
6
Revthar N'Ginez
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   12 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 90k
(115)k
  
7
Garr Jymlad
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   20 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 70k
(75)k
  
8
Rakim Hupp
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   21 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 90k
(115)k
  
10
Kook Mitee II
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
   19 2 2 0 0 0 8/ 60k
(50)k
  
12
E-Zee Tygur
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Kick, Block
 n 21 0 5 0 0 1 20/ 80k
(63)k
  
13
Urilly Avin A. Laff
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Dirty Player
   15 1 2 0 1 4 29/ 80k
(105)k
  
15
Kanon foddur
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
   13 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 60k
(50)k
  
16
'Mad' Allion Stake
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
Piling On, Guard, Break Tackle
   20 0 0 0 14 2 38/ 170k
(185)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Calcium Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1580k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (6/2/13) |TD Diff:-11 (16 - 27) |Cas Diff:4 (21/22/6 - 28/10/7)
Last Opponent: Decaying Hope
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen40/1/30.3-1.31.5   0.8   0.3-1.8   0.5   0.3-113k
Chaos Dwarf21/0/11.5-1.50.5   0.5   0.5-1.5   0.5   0.5-15k
Dwarf20/0/20.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.5115k
Skaven11/0/02.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   2.00k
Human10/0/11.0-2.02.0   3.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-60k
Necromantic Horror22/0/01.5-0.51.5   1.0   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.015k
Norse11/0/02.0-0.01.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   0.080k
Nurgle20/0/20.5-1.50.5   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.5-45k
Orc10/0/10.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-60k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0290k
Tomb Kings21/1/01.0-0.50.5   1.0   0.5-2.5   0.0   0.0-5k
Vampire10/0/10.0-2.01.0   2.0   1.0-4.0   0.0   0.0-100k
Wood Elf10/0/11.0-2.02.0   2.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Total216/2/130.8-1.31.0   1.0   0.3-1.3   0.5   0.3-9k