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Retired [X] Chaos Dwarf

Regretfully we seem to have gained the reputation as being your stereotypical "short" people. Full of anger, ego and attitude. We would like to counter these claims by saying that........

HANG ON, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
REALLY?
WHAT DID YOU CALL MY MOTHER?
YOU WANT SOME?
COME ON THEN, I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON ONE AT A TIME OR ALL AT ONCE
YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT, KEEP ON WALKING LANKY BOY....

.....as I was saying, these unfounded and frankly quite hurtfull comments are degrading and damaging to the beauty of all 'vertically challenged' people. We have feelings too. Do we deserve to be mocked because we can't ride on Oblivion at ALTON TOWERS? Have you ever thought about the pain you cause when you sit down in a cinema slap bang infront of one of us? We went to watch "Spiderman 3", not "The back of your head returns part IX" Lastly we implore you to please think before you say something that may have long term emotional damage to anyone below 5'0 (approx 150cm) or use our heads to rest your elbow.....

OH BACK FOR MORE ARE YA.....I'LL HAVE U LOFTY........
ARRGGGGGGHHHHH......................

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
  9 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 130k
(148)k
 
2
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 130k
(148)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  20 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 90k
(115)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  21 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 90k
(115)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dauntless, Guard
  21 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 120k
(135)k
 
6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  12 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 90k
(115)k
 
7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  20 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 70k
(75)k
 
8
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  21 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 90k
(115)k
 
10
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
  19 2 2 0 0 0 8/ 60k
(50)k
 
12
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Kick, Block
n 21 0 5 0 0 1 20/ 80k
(63)k
 
13
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Dirty Player
  15 1 2 0 1 4 29/ 80k
(105)k
 
15
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
  13 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 60k
(50)k
 
16
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
Piling On, Guard, Break Tackle
  20 0 0 0 14 2 38/ 170k
(185)k
 
13 players  
Coach: Calcium Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1580k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (6/2/13) |TD Diff:-11 (16 - 27) |Cas Diff:4 (21/22/6 - 28/10/7)
Last Opponent: Decaying Hope