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Roster [L] Dwarf

A motley collection of dwarves (some of them the weirdest you've ever seen and will be likely to see), they were ripped from their various occupations on the Discworld by a magical freak-accident (N° 38 that day, and according to Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully caused by the cook shouting "Dinner's ready" 5 minutes early) at Unseen University.

Finding themselves in a new realm of existence they very quickly took a great liking to the game of bloodbowl and are now slowly but unstoppably plowing their way over the various fields, leaving in their wake a trail of broken players (not from their team).

Their somewhat unusual team logo (Death of Rats) is a tribute to one of their favourite foods: Rat on a Stick. Their other favourite food is sometimes thrown on the field by eager supporters after kick-off.

Their ultimate goal: Glod! Glod! Glod! (They're dwarves after all).
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Rhys Rhysson II
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
2
Constable Brakenshield
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
   11 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
3
Giamo Casanunda
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
   11 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
4
Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Kick
   11 2 3 0 1 1 18/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
5
Cheery Littlebottom
Runner
6 4 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Tackle, +ST
   11 2 7 0 0 3 38/51 170k
(80+90)k
  
6
Grabpot Thundergust
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   9 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
7
Grag Ardent
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   10 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
8
Grag Bashfull Bashfulsson
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
Boddony
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
   11 0 0 1 6 0 14/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
10
Pors Stronginthearm
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dauntless
   11 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
11
B'Hrian Bloodaxe
Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+ST
   10 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 120k
(70+50)k
  
12
Morose Stronginthearm
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
13
Gunilla Goodmountain
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Flupper Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1530k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1530k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (3/5/3) |TD Diff:0 (11 - 11) |Cas Diff:1 (11/5/2 - 6/8/3)
Last Opponent: Survivors of Da'El
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Elven Union21/0/10.5-0.52.5   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.015k
Dark Elf10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-90k
Human20/1/10.5-1.50.0   0.0   0.5-0.0   2.5   0.0-55k
Norse10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0130k
Ogre11/0/02.0-1.01.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.080k
Shambling Undead10/1/00.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-170k
Skaven11/0/03.0-0.04.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.00k
Wood Elf20/2/01.5-1.50.0   0.5   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.520k
Total113/5/31.0-1.01.0   0.5   0.2-0.5   0.7   0.3-8k