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Woot Elves
Retired [X] Orc

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<i>Excerpt from 'Da Big Book uv Coachin' by Assistant Coach Gorbad, Chapta II - Introducshionz. ISBN Numba: Pendin' (as uv yet unpablished)</i>

Lissen gud an' lissen 'ard cuz fingz iz not wot deyz apper! Dis iz no elfy teem! Dis iz ORK teem! See da boyz dey luv a gud bashin' but 'ere is da triky part. Wif da reprutashion uv da boyz sum uv da uvver teem like da elfy teem wot likez pikkin' up da ball an' frowin' it aroun' insted uv playin' propa-like, dose teem dey sumtimes avoid playin' wif da boyz an' dat make da boyz sad coz da boyz like playin' wif da elfs.

So da coach finks uv a plan. Da coach name da teem like elfy teem an' da boyz preten' havin' elfy names wot da coach finks uv ta use wen da coach registur da boyz at da gamez. Dat wayz da uvver coaches an' all da elf teem finks da boyz is elfy teem an' dey sign da kontrakts fer playin' da game. Den wen dey meet da boyz on da pitch dey see dat dey not playin' wif a pansy elfy teem but wif da dead 'ard boyz. Dats why da coach is da boss!</p>
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Awrian King uv da Woots
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
2
Arijel Berdsawng
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   8 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
  
3
Skwawk da Falkoonir
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
   8 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 100k
(115)k
  
4
Tekklis
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Dodge
   8 0 2 0 4 1 19/ 130k
(140)k
  
5
Tirijong
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Dodge
   8 0 5 0 1 1 22/ 130k
(140)k
  
6
Elftarijong
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
7
Kalledor
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
  
8
Mallakiff
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Safe Throw, Block
   8 3 3 0 1 1 19/ 110k
(130)k
  
9
Arijong
Lineman
5 3 3 9   8 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50)k
  
10
Emmarikk
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
   8 0 4 0 0 1 17/ 120k
(133)k
  
11
Asarjung
Lineman
5 3 3 9   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
12
Diprut Strongbrunsj
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
   7 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 120k
(116)k
  
12 players  
Coach: all-grain Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (7/0/1) |TD Diff:11 (14 - 3) |Cas Diff:6 (8/5/1 - 4/3/1)
Last Opponent: Reelly Srs Leeg Teem
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Halfling11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-200k
Chaos Chosen22/0/01.5-0.01.0   1.5   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.030k
Dark Elf10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.030k
Goblin11/0/02.0-1.02.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-120k
Ogre11/0/02.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   1.0-270k
Orc11/0/03.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-70k
Shambling Undead11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-60k
Total87/0/11.8-0.41.0   0.6   0.1-0.5   0.4   0.1-79k