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333 - Still Half Evil
Retired [X] Orc

The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks the
Pope who he is.


The Pope : I am the pope.
St. Peter: Who? There's no such name in my book.
The Pope : I'm the representative of God on Earth.
St. Peter: Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me...
The Pope : But I am the leader of the Catholic Church...
St. Peter: The Catholic church... Never heard of it... Wait, I'll check
with the boss.


St. Peter walks away trough Heaven's Gate to talk with God.


St. Peter: There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your
representative on earth.
God : I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of... Wait,
I'll ask Jesus.


(yells for Jesus)


Jesus : Yes father, what's up?
God and St. Peter explain the situation.


Jesus : Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow.


Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few
minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.


Jesus : Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists!
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Darien Spade
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow
   27 0 0 0 8 2 26/ 120k
(123)k
  
2
Lamont Quill
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   20 0 1 0 6 1 20/ 120k
(128)k
  
3
Sam Steelhawk
Black Orc Blocker
3 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow
 -ma 23 0 0 0 7 1 19/ 120k
(105)k
  
4
Slate Strongmidnight
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   21 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 120k
(128)k
  
5
Slade Pierce
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow
   5 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 100k
(80)k
  
6
Darien Corbett
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Stand Firm, Guard, Tackle
   26 0 3 0 2 4 33/ 150k
(133)k
  
7
Samuel Ranger
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Tackle
   27 1 2 0 6 2 29/ 120k
(115)k
  
8
Kip Shadowchest
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, +MA, Tackle
   25 0 5 0 5 3 40/ 150k
(140)k
  
9
Samuel Quill
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   7 3 0 0 0 0 3/ 70k
(40)k
  
11
Wolfe Shadow
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player
   28 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 70k
(100)k
  
12
Knight Bolton
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   24 1 2 0 1 0 9/ 70k
(70)k
  
13
Quinn Fox
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   16 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 100k
(90)k
  
14
Monk Gordon
Lineman
6 3 3 9
Block, +MA
   27 2 1 0 2 2 19/ 100k
(105)k
  
13 players  
Coach: A.R.E.S. Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1910k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:28 (11/9/8) |TD Diff:-2 (26 - 28) |Cas Diff:-10 (24/26/9 - 33/26/10)
Last Opponent: Bandola Rahta
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Norse11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Amazon21/1/01.5-0.51.5   2.5   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0115k
Chaos Chosen52/3/01.0-0.60.8   1.0   0.2-1.2   1.2   0.2-48k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   1.0-90k
Dark Elf10/0/10.0-4.01.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   3.0-180k
Dwarf20/2/00.5-0.52.0   1.0   0.5-0.5   0.5   0.0120k
Human42/1/11.3-1.31.5   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-3k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.00k
Orc52/1/20.6-1.00.0   0.6   0.2-1.8   1.8   0.4-74k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   3.0   0.0250k
Skaven21/1/01.5-1.00.5   0.5   1.0-0.5   1.0   0.010k
Tomb Kings31/0/20.7-1.30.0   1.7   0.0-0.3   1.7   1.0-20k
Total2811/9/80.9-1.00.9   0.9   0.3-1.2   0.9   0.4-8k