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333 - Still Half Evil
Retired [X] Orc

The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks the
Pope who he is.


The Pope : I am the pope.
St. Peter: Who? There's no such name in my book.
The Pope : I'm the representative of God on Earth.
St. Peter: Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me...
The Pope : But I am the leader of the Catholic Church...
St. Peter: The Catholic church... Never heard of it... Wait, I'll check
with the boss.


St. Peter walks away trough Heaven's Gate to talk with God.


St. Peter: There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your
representative on earth.
God : I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of... Wait,
I'll ask Jesus.


(yells for Jesus)


Jesus : Yes father, what's up?
God and St. Peter explain the situation.


Jesus : Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow.


Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few
minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.


Jesus : Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow
  27 0 0 0 8 2 26/ 120k
(123)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
  20 0 1 0 6 1 20/ 120k
(128)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
3 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow
-ma 23 0 0 0 7 1 19/ 120k
(105)k
 
4
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
  21 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 120k
(128)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow
  5 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 100k
(105)k
 
6
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Stand Firm, Guard, Tackle
  26 0 3 0 2 4 33/ 150k
(150)k
 
7
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Tackle
  27 1 2 0 6 2 29/ 120k
(133)k
 
8
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, +MA, Tackle
  25 0 5 0 5 3 40/ 150k
(158)k
 
9
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
  7 3 0 0 0 0 3/ 70k
(75)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player
  28 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 70k
(100)k
 
12
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
  24 1 2 0 1 0 9/ 70k
(70)k
 
13
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
  16 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 100k
(94)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 3 9
Block, +MA
  27 2 1 0 2 2 19/ 100k
(105)k
 
13 players  
Coach: A.R.E.S. Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1910k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:28 (11/9/8) |TD Diff:-2 (26 - 28) |Cas Diff:-10 (24/26/9 - 33/26/10)
Last Opponent: Bandola Rahta