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The Mad Onions were formed after a few wood elves got drunk and challenged a local human team to play. After half a shandy each they were wasted and promptly lost awfully. However, they had caught the Blood Bowl bug. After that match, and a trip to the doctors, they formed a solid base on which to form the team. Losses are practically unknown to the team, as is alcohol now. The head coach has banned any form of booze near the players before their matches. Unfortunately their habit has been hard to break, and the recent retirement of Runner Bean, the star Catcher was due to Baccardi smelling addiction. Too strong to drink, Bean was getting drunk sniffing the stuff. His retirement, disheartened the team, but was taken well by the fans. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Treeman
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2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate |
  | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 110k
(99)k |
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2 |
Lineman
|
7 | 3 | 4 | 7 |   | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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3 |
Wardancer
|
8 | 3 | 4 | 6 | Block, Dodge, Leap Side Step, Tackle, Strip Ball, Shadowing |
-av | 15 | 2 | 12 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 54/76 | 200k
(225)k |
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4 |
Thrower
|
7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass Sure Hands |
  | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 12/16 | 110k
(120)k |
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5 |
Lineman
|
7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Block |
  | 19 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 23/31 | 110k
(128)k |
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6 |
Wardancer
|
8 | 3 | 5 | 7 | Block, Dodge, Leap Side Step, +AG, Tackle, Shadowing |
  | 13 | 0 | 16 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 57/76 | 220k
(255)k |
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7 |
Lineman
|
7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Guard |
  | 21 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6/16 | 100k
(105)k |
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8 |
Lineman
|
7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Block |
  | 21 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 24/31 | 110k
(128)k |
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9 |
Lineman
|
7 | 3 | 4 | 7 |   | 12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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10 |
Lineman
|
8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Guard, +MA |
  | 19 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 31/51 | 150k
(148)k |
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11 |
Lineman
|
7 | 3 | 4 | 7 |   | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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12 |
Lineman
|
7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge |
n | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/16 | 90k
(79)k |
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13 |
Lineman
|
7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 15 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10/16 | 90k
(95)k |
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13 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 21 (16/4/1) | | | TD Diff: | 28 (53 - 25) | | | Cas Diff: | 2 (20/10/8 - 14/16/6) |
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Last Opponent: Veladorn Venom |
Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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W/D/L | Avg | Avg | Avg diff | ||||||
Amazon | 1 | 0/1/0 | 2.0 | - | 2.0 | 2.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 1.0 0.0 | 140k |
Dark Elf | 4 | 3/1/0 | 3.3 | - | 1.5 | 0.8 0.3 0.0 | - | 1.5 0.5 0.3 | -105k |
Chaos Chosen | 1 | 0/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 2.0 | 0.0 2.0 1.0 | - | 0.0 1.0 1.0 | -190k |
Chaos Dwarf | 2 | 1/1/0 | 3.5 | - | 1.0 | 1.5 1.0 0.5 | - | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | -25k |
Goblin | 1 | 1/0/0 | 4.0 | - | 2.0 | 4.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | 220k |
Lizardmen | 1 | 1/0/0 | 3.0 | - | 1.0 | 2.0 0.0 1.0 | - | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | -370k |
Norse | 1 | 1/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 1.0 | 0.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | 380k |
Orc | 3 | 2/1/0 | 2.0 | - | 1.0 | 0.3 0.0 0.7 | - | 0.7 0.3 0.0 | -110k |
Shambling Undead | 3 | 3/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.3 | 1.0 0.7 0.7 | - | 0.3 2.0 0.7 | 47k |
Skaven | 3 | 3/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 1.0 | 0.7 0.7 0.3 | - | 0.3 0.7 0.3 | -7k |
Wood Elf | 1 | 1/0/0 | 3.0 | - | 2.0 | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 1.0 | -140k |
Total | 21 | 16/4/1 | 2.5 | - | 1.2 | 1.0 0.5 0.4 | - | 0.7 0.8 0.3 | -30k |