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Mad Onions
Roster [X] Wood Elf

The Mad Onions were formed after a few wood elves got drunk and challenged a local human team to play. After half a shandy each they were wasted and promptly lost awfully. However, they had caught the Blood Bowl bug.

After that match, and a trip to the doctors, they formed a solid base on which to form the team. Losses are practically unknown to the team, as is alcohol now. The head coach has banned any form of booze near the players before their matches.

Unfortunately their habit has been hard to break, and the recent retirement of Runner Bean, the star Catcher was due to Baccardi smelling addiction. Too strong to drink, Bean was getting drunk sniffing the stuff. His retirement, disheartened the team, but was taken well by the fans.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Barkin Mad
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 110k
(99)k
  
2
Mashed Potato
Lineman
7 3 4 7   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(75)k
  
3
Spring Onion
Wardancer
8 3 4 6
Block, Dodge, Leap
Side Step, Tackle, Strip Ball, Shadowing
 -av 15 2 12 0 3 2 54/76 200k
(225)k
  
4
Sprout II
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass
Sure Hands
   4 7 0 0 0 1 12/16 110k
(120)k
  
5
Cabbage
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Block
   19 3 3 0 3 1 23/31 110k
(128)k
  
6
Red Onion
Wardancer
8 3 5 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Side Step, +AG, Tackle, Shadowing
   13 0 16 0 2 1 57/76 220k
(255)k
  
7
Lettuce
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Guard
   21 2 0 0 2 0 6/16 100k
(105)k
  
8
Carrot
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Block
   21 4 2 0 7 0 24/31 110k
(128)k
  
9
Cucumber
Lineman
7 3 4 7   12 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 70k
(75)k
  
10
Artichoke
Lineman
8 3 4 7
Dodge, Guard, +MA
   19 3 3 0 2 3 31/51 150k
(148)k
  
11
Obergine
Lineman
7 3 4 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
12
Tomato II
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge
 n 9 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 90k
(79)k
  
13
Haricot
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge
   15 3 0 0 1 1 10/16 90k
(95)k
  
13 players  
Coach: vorner Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 17  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1820k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (16/4/1) |TD Diff:28 (53 - 25) |Cas Diff:2 (20/10/8 - 14/16/6)
Last Opponent: Veladorn Venom