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Chuck Norris Box
Retired [B] Chaos Chosen

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<img src=http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7078/ripbloodspot5ly7.gif><font color="red"><big><i><b><u>PLAYERS SERIOUSLY INJURED</u></b></i></big></font><img src=http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7078/ripbloodspot5ly7.gif>
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<img src=http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7078/ripbloodspot5ly7.gif><font color="red"><big><i><b><u>PLAYERS PERMANENTLY KILLED</u></b></i></big></font><img src=http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7078/ripbloodspot5ly7.gif>
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
2
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   8 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
3
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   11 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
4
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
 m 12 0 2 0 2 1 15/ 80k
(0)k
  
5
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player
   12 1 0 0 1 2 13/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
7
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player
   11 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
8
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 7
Horns
Block
 -av 4 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
12
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
13
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Claw
 n 12 0 4 0 3 0 18/ 140k
(100+40)k
  
14
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
16
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Guard, Break Tackle
   12 0 0 0 2 3 19/ 190k
(150+40)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Blackwidow Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1270k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1350k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (6/3/3) |TD Diff:4 (18 - 14) |Cas Diff:11 (10/10/8 - 6/3/8)
Last Opponent: [B]eerdrinking Bustardz
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Shambling Undead11/0/02.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.090k
Amazon11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-3.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0140k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.020k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-1.02.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-90k
Halfling10/1/01.0-1.02.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   2.0-70k
Human21/0/11.5-1.00.5   0.0   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.5-130k
Orc11/0/03.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   3.0190k
Skaven11/0/03.0-2.02.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0160k
Tomb Kings10/1/01.0-1.00.0   2.0   2.0-0.0   1.0   0.0150k
Wood Elf10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   2.0-1.0   0.0   0.090k
Total126/3/31.5-1.20.8   0.8   0.7-0.5   0.3   0.731k