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Contaminated Foodchain
Roster [L] Nurgle

Food is a very intimate thing. We are all very careful not to put poisons, or sharp objects into our bodies. Sometimes things go wrong. Sometimes Nurgle has his way. Sometimes we experience a CONTAMINATED FOODCHAIN.

League of Men:
Season 1 - 4th place (of 5) - 0/2/1 record
Season 2 - 4th place (of 6) - 1/2/1 record
Season 3 - 1st place (of 6) - 4/0/0 record


The Rotter Report:
Game 1 Q-Fever - Skaven Gutter Runner - Fouled
Game 9 Campylobacteriosis - Skaven Gutter Runner - Blocked by Mouldy McTavish
Game 9 Balantidiasis - Skaven Gutter Runner - Blocked by Salmonella
Game 13 - Joe Keithley

The Million Gobbo Belt:
Reigning Champions (since 29 July 2015) 2 games


Player Stats
TopName#
Turns
Faecal Matter Found in Almond Cake
193
Completions
Litvenenko's Sushi
2
Touchdowns
Alan Turing's Apple
7
Interceptions
Casualties
Alan Turing's Apple
Horsemeat Scandal
6
Most Valuable Player
Salmonella
Mouldy McTavish
Glass Fragments
3
Star Player Points
Alan Turing's Apple
33
Passing
Litvenenko's Sushi
10
Rushing
Alan Turing's Apple
119
Blocks
Alan Turing's Apple
75
Fouls
Mouldy McTavish
6
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Horsemeat Scandal
Rotspawn
5 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Stand Firm, +MA
   15 0 0 0 9 0 18/31 190k
(140+50)k
  
2
Salmonella
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Mighty Blow
   15 0 1 0 5 3 28/31 150k
(110+40)k
  
3
Glass Fragments
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Mighty Blow
   15 0 0 0 6 3 27/31 150k
(110+40)k
  
4
Undeclared Tadadafil
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
5
Faecal Matter Found in Almond Cake
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
   15 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
6
Alan Turing's Apple
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Mighty Blow, Claw
   14 0 7 0 6 0 33/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
7
Litvenenko's Sushi
Pestigor
6 3 4 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
+AG, Block
   8 2 7 0 2 0 27/31 140k
(80+60)k
  
8
Balantidiasis
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Billy Rotten
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Block
   14 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
11
Chinese Milk Scandal
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Dodge
   6 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 110k
(80+30)k
  
12
Sticky Steve
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Mouldy McTavish
Rotter
5 3 2 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Leader, Kick
 -ag 14 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
14
Joe Keithley
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: BigFluffyRobot Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1610k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 310k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1610k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:15 (7/4/4) |TD Diff:5 (20 - 15) |Cas Diff:23 (30/7/4 - 6/8/4)
Last Opponent: Borgnine's Big Parts
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Skaven21/0/12.0-2.01.5   1.0   1.5-0.0   0.0   0.0155k
Chaos Chosen22/0/02.0-0.52.5   0.5   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-15k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0190k
Halfling30/1/20.7-1.73.0   0.0   0.0-0.7   0.7   0.3483k
High Elf10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.020k
Human11/0/02.0-0.03.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0480k
Norse10/0/11.0-2.04.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.080k
Orc31/2/01.0-0.71.0   0.3   0.0-0.7   1.0   0.7-117k
Tomb Kings11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0410k
Total157/4/41.3-1.02.0   0.5   0.3-0.4   0.5   0.3171k