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Nasty, Brutish, and Green
Roster [L] Orc

We sploosh yaz first. DEN we aksks kweschunz. Lotza kweschunz. Like:

Wut duzz it all mean?
Y am I 'ere?
Wut iz realitee?
Wut iz fer dinna?
If a dorf fallz inna forest, y da hekk izza dorf inna forest?
Wut izza sownd uv wun Claw POMBing?
If 'oomie iz mortul and Sock-Rat-Eez iz 'oomie, uh, I fergit da las' part.
Wich kaym first, da squig or da fing dat came bafor da squig?
Kan Mork make a stone so 'eavy dat 'e kan't lift it?

Winner, O[L]C Free-For-All VI Flyweight
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Plato Tastes Like Salt
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow
   23 0 2 0 3 1 17/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
2
Aristotlin' Town
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard
   22 0 2 0 11 2 38/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
3
Thales-ser of Two Evils
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow
   23 0 1 0 9 1 26/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
4
Confucius With Big Words
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow
   22 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
5
Descartes Before De Horse
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Piling On
   8 0 3 0 3 1 20/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
6
Kant Quite Figger It Out
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
7
Hume an' Error
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On
   12 1 3 0 7 2 34/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
8
Rousseau'n Roulette
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge
   23 2 3 0 14 6 69/76 170k
(80+90)k
  
10
Hegel, What's Yer Number?
Lineman
5 3 3 9   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Locke Doubt
Lineman
5 3 3 9   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Foucault Y'all, I'm Goin' Home!
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Frenzy
   19 1 0 0 2 3 20/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
13
Stretch Marx
Lineman
5 3 3 9   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Obtuse Engels
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Dodge
   12 6 2 0 0 1 17/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
13 players  
Coach: JackassRampant Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1690k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 250k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1690k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (15/4/4) |TD Diff:17 (36 - 19) |Cas Diff:67 (51/23/15 - 13/6/3)
Last Opponent: SRW Heroes
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/02.0-0.05.0   4.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0180k
Ogre11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Chaos Chosen33/0/01.7-0.71.7   1.0   0.7-0.7   0.3   0.0147k
Chaos Renegade10/0/11.0-3.03.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.00k
Dark Elf11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-20k
Elven Union10/1/01.0-1.04.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.050k
Goblin32/0/12.0-1.35.0   0.3   0.3-0.7   0.0   0.7310k
Human31/1/11.3-1.31.3   1.3   2.0-0.3   0.3   0.040k
Lizardmen22/0/01.5-0.51.5   0.0   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.010k
Necromantic Horror21/1/01.0-0.51.5   3.0   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.0-135k
Norse11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0380k
Underworld Denizens10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0500k
Vampire11/0/03.0-0.02.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0240k
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0460k
Total2315/4/41.6-0.82.2   1.0   0.7-0.6   0.3   0.1132k