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Appalachian Welfare Warriors
Retired [L] Human

Someone told CastleMan the way to be famous was to win league matches. The idea scared him. His current teams barely like him, so how in the hell could he convince anyone to play for a below average coach.

While sitting at home, drinking and crying, he turned on the tv and saw the show Cops was on. CastleMan always loved this show, so he dried his eyes and turned the volume up. As he poured another scotch, he noticed it was a special edition of Cops. Cops: Hillbillies Gone Wild. Filmed in West Virginia. Now, a secret that CastleMan keeps from his fellow coaches, he actually lives in West Virginia.

So he jumped in his car, drove deep into the mountains. As he got deeper into the woods, he realized he had no cell service and all the roads were dirt. A little scared, he continued on.

He stopped when he suddenly pulled into a trailer park. He was surrounded as soon as he got out of the car. Little dirty kids grabbing at him, the smell of cooking possum filling the air, and empty beer cans as far as the eye could see.

A very large man approached him, wearing nothing but a pair of jean shirts. The mans stomach was a sight to see. It was so big, CastleMan assumed the man was carrying triplets. He said, "I'm Bubba, and I want a beer now!!!"

"If you play for my blood bowl team, I will buy as much beer as your family can drink." CastleMan said with a smile.

Introducing the Appalachian Welfare Warriors, new team in the NWFL.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Uncle Jedd
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   13 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
2
Cletus
Blitzer
7 4 3 8
Block
Dodge, +ST, Mighty Blow
   12 1 5 0 4 2 34/ 190k
(90+100)k
  
3
Billy Joe
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On
   13 0 2 0 9 2 34/ 150k
(90+60)k
  
4
Festus
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   12 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
6
Mee Maw
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   3 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
7
Pee Paw
Lineman
6 2 3 8 -st, m 2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(0)k
  
8
Annie May
Lineman
6 3 3 8   12 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Bertha
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick, Wrestle
 m 12 0 0 0 2 3 19/ 90k
(0)k
  
10
Johnny the Drunk II
Lineman
6 3 3 8   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Bubba wants a beer now!!!
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Guard, Stand Firm
   13 0 0 0 14 1 33/ 210k
(140+70)k
  
17
Ian Hotspike
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
18
Martin Vilestone
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
19
Alexander Grottystream
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
8 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: CastleMan Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1310k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1450k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (4/1/8) |TD Diff:-6 (14 - 20) |Cas Diff:-1 (17/10/9 - 19/14/4)
Last Opponent: Sons of Kong
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Halfling11/0/02.0-0.02.0   2.0   1.0-2.0   2.0   0.0140k
Chaos Renegade21/0/11.0-1.01.5   1.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   0.0-205k
Dwarf21/0/11.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.5-565k
High Elf20/0/21.5-3.52.5   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.5-45k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-620k
Norse10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   2.0-1.0   2.0   2.0-170k
Simyin10/0/10.0-2.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-150k
Skaven20/1/11.0-1.50.0   1.0   1.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-555k
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   2.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-40k
Total134/1/81.1-1.51.3   0.8   0.7-1.5   1.1   0.3-275k