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Doddle
Skills Pending [L] Skaven

Out of the gate and off for a walk....



Drafter scalps:
one day they may be Legends

LIX
St Killa Sinners - DrPoods
Easy Mode Maniacs - Fortis

LX
Madness Mountain Misery - DustBunny
Prancing Unicorns - Keothi
Jinxed Jesters - tribalsinner
Pillars of Asgard - cryocat
[SWL] Jeagers - ab08mi

LXI
Mad Midgardians - Toonie
Prisoners of Pain - paradocks
Colour of Money - Pjj

LXII
Urban Nightmare - Wex
Tharsis Terrors - heretek

LXIII
More Than Ballgowns - bigbullies
Necromanteía - JPM
Striking Thunder Beards! - Manzoo

LXIV
Pretty Bait Machine - Karnov
Glamour Rammers - oozeboss
Fatality101 - Geoffro

LXV
Charnel House Sanctum - Malfeasor
Kroakland Raiders (v.III.a) - oozeboss
Redgum's Revolutionaries - Redgum

LXVI
Styx and Warpstones - JPM
Bakersfield Butchers - Karnov
Domestic Blitz - Luohghcra
Rigorus Mort - LictorZ

LXVII
High Tea Party - Angryman
Cult of Monroe - Wozzaa
Settra's Sons - Boriz

LXVIII
Croak n Dagger - Oldmate7886

LXIX
Egon Schiele All Stars - RedMaul
Wunderland Libertines - Luohghcra
Hochland Snakes - Nubs11

LXX
Racket - Wozzaa
LA Looterz - jamesfynmore
RS Industrial - suttbutt


Scalp Successes:


= Team's first ever loss

Retired Stars


Testimonials

"Runs up the score, however very kind to my players" - Karnov (twice scalped)

"Horrible 1400 TV pickers"- tussock (ungrateful 16spp beneficiaries)

"The Prostate Check provided by Doddle was surprisingly gentle. They were polite about the entire experience, used plenty of KY and helped the team back off the pitch after 4-0 diddling by Doddle" -Keothi (once scalped)

"Doddle interior design were horrendous. finished the job entirely too quickly and didn't bring their own Allen keys. 2 stars" - Domestic Bliss, Luohghcra (once scalped)

"Could be, could be." - Nuffle on whether Doddle was breaking the first law of SWL ('don't be a dick')

Current spp gift rate:
856spps given in 60 games. 14.3 spp/game


We're sorry

Doddle are kind kittens and puppies. They don't want to hurt you, really they don't. They just want to play with that ball over there.

But occasionally, sadly, someone does get hurt. And for this we are truly, deeply sorry.

Current accident rate:
(permanent damage to rostered players)
10 players in 60 games 16.7%

The DIBBL Anomaly: 6 out of 8 of these accidents are from the Deserted Isles


Racial Bingo:


Doddle is an old school Blooder. They may be shameless pickers, but they abide by the Trial Rules circa LX. Maximum starting TV of 1400, no stars (>50 spp) allowed.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Grizzly MacDuff II
Gutter Runner
10 1 4+ - 7+
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
+MA, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block
 -st 18 0 19 0 0 1 62/32 170k
(80+90)k
  
2
Poppadom II
Gutter Runner
10 2 4+ - 7+
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Wrestle, Two Heads, +MA, Side Step
   32 4 18 0 0 1 63/32 180k
(80+100)k
  
3
Butterball Brown II
Gutter Runner
10 2 4+ - 7+
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, +MA
   36 8 20 0 1 0 70/32 170k
(80+90)k
  
4
Slinky Malinki III
Gutter Runner
9 2 4+ - 7+
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Strip Ball, Side Step, Dauntless
   18 9 14 1 3 1 64/32 160k
(80+80)k
  
5
Scarface Claw III
Blitzer
7 3 3+ - 8+
Block
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Claw
   12 0 0 0 5 5 35/28 160k
(90+70)k
  
6
Hercules Morse III
Blitzer
8 3 3+ - 8+
Block
Guard, +MA, Mighty Blow
   27 0 0 0 3 6 36/28 160k
(90+70)k
  
7
Hairy Maclary VII
Lineman
7 3 3+ - 7+
Guard, Claw
   24 0 0 0 3 2 16/24 110k
(50+60)k
  
8
Schnitzel Von Krumm IX
Lineman
7 3 3+ - 7+
Block
   23 0 0 0 4 1 13/20 70k
(50+20)k
  
9
Muffin McLay XI
Lineman
7 3 3+ - 7+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Bitzer Maloney IV
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 7+
Kick, Block
 -ma 26 1 1 0 3 2 20/24 90k
(50+40)k
  
11
Barnacle Beasley V
Lineman
7 3 3+ - 7+   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Bottomley Potts II
Lineman
7 3 3+ - 7+   10 0 0 0 0 1 5/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Zachary Quack IV
Lineman
7 3 3+ - 7+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
13 players
Coach: ramchop Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Dedicated Fans: 8  
Current Team Value: 1780k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 240k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1780k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 75 / 7 Current Re-draft Budget: 3740k

Games Played:75 (43/14/18) |TD Diff:95 (197 - 102) |Cas Diff:-96 (54/23/12 - 119/51/15)
Last Opponent: Wild Ex-pacts
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon74/1/22.0-1.10.6   0.4   0.3-1.6   0.4   0.1197k
Chaos Chosen54/0/13.2-1.00.0   0.2   0.8-2.2   1.2   0.0152k
Chaos Dwarf44/0/03.3-0.50.8   0.8   0.0-1.5   0.8   0.5110k
Chaos Renegade52/1/21.6-1.00.8   0.0   0.0-0.8   0.6   0.0158k
Daemons of Khorne11/0/03.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   0.0   0.0270k
Dark Elf32/0/13.0-1.70.7   0.3   0.0-1.7   0.7   0.3-210k
Dwarf21/1/02.0-1.50.0   0.0   0.0-3.5   0.0   0.0305k
Elven Union31/0/22.7-3.00.7   1.0   0.0-2.3   1.0   0.7173k
Goblin43/1/03.8-1.81.0   0.0   0.3-1.0   0.8   0.0175k
Halfling11/0/05.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   1.0650k
High Elf41/2/12.5-2.50.5   0.8   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.3180k
Human41/2/11.8-1.30.0   0.3   0.0-1.3   0.5   0.00k
Lizardmen51/2/22.4-1.80.8   0.2   0.0-1.2   1.0   0.2158k
Necromantic Horror43/0/13.5-1.30.5   0.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.0113k
Norse22/0/03.5-0.00.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0260k
Nurgle21/0/11.0-1.50.5   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.5   1.5210k
Ogre21/1/03.0-1.02.5   0.5   0.5-2.0   2.0   0.0355k
Orc31/0/21.7-1.70.3   0.3   0.0-2.3   0.0   0.0220k
Shambling Undead20/2/02.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.5   0.0-10k
Skaven31/1/12.7-1.70.3   0.7   0.7-0.0   1.3   0.3293k
Slann22/0/03.0-0.50.0   0.0   0.5-2.5   0.0   0.0270k
Tomb Kings22/0/03.0-0.52.5   0.5   0.5-2.5   0.0   0.5140k
Underworld Denizens33/0/03.7-0.73.3   0.3   0.0-1.3   0.0   0.3380k
Wood Elf21/0/12.0-2.00.5   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.0235k
Total7543/14/182.6-1.40.7   0.3   0.2-1.6   0.7   0.2174k