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Drafter scalps:
one day they may be Legends

LIX
St Killa Sinners - DrPoods
Easy Mode Maniacs - Fortis

LX
Madness Mountain Misery - DustBunny
Prancing Unicorns - Keothi
Jinxed Jesters - tribalsinner
Pillars of Asgard - cryocat
[SWL] Jeagers - ab08mi

LXI
Mad Midgardians - Toonie
Prisoners of Pain - paradocks
Colour of Money - Pjj

LXII
Urban Nightmare - Wex
Tharsis Terrors - heretek

LXIII
More Than Ballgowns - bigbullies
Necromanteía - JPM
Striking Thunder Beards! - Manzoo

LXIV
Pretty Bait Machine - Karnov
Glamour Rammers - oozeboss
Fatality101 - Geoffro

LXV
Charnel House Sanctum - Malfeasor
Kroakland Raiders (v.III.a) - oozeboss
Redgum's Revolutionaries - Redgum

LXVI
Styx and Warpstones - JPM
Bakersfield Butchers - Karnov
Domestic Blitz - Luohghcra
Rigorus Mort - LictorZ

LXVII
High Tea Party - Angryman
Cult of Monroe - Wozzaa
Settra's Sons - Boriz

LXVIII
Croak n Dagger - Oldmate7886

LXIX
Egon Schiele All Stars - RedMaul
Wunderland Libertines - Luohghcra
Hochland Snakes - Nubs11

LXX
Racket - Wozzaa
LA Looterz - jamesfynmore
RS Industrial - suttbutt


Scalp Successes:


= Team's first ever loss

Retired Stars


Testimonials

"Runs up the score, however very kind to my players" - Karnov (twice scalped)

"Horrible 1400 TV pickers"- tussock (ungrateful 16spp beneficiaries)

"The Prostate Check provided by Doddle was surprisingly gentle. They were polite about the entire experience, used plenty of KY and helped the team back off the pitch after 4-0 diddling by Doddle" -Keothi (once scalped)

"Doddle interior design were horrendous. finished the job entirely too quickly and didn't bring their own Allen keys. 2 stars" - Domestic Bliss, Luohghcra (once scalped)

"Could be, could be." - Nuffle on whether Doddle was breaking the first law of SWL ('don't be a dick')

Current spp gift rate:
856spps given in 60 games. 14.3 spp/game


We're sorry

Doddle are kind kittens and puppies. They don't want to hurt you, really they don't. They just want to play with that ball over there.

But occasionally, sadly, someone does get hurt. And for this we are truly, deeply sorry.

Current accident rate:
(permanent damage to rostered players)
10 players in 60 games 16.7%

The DIBBL Anomaly: 6 out of 8 of these accidents are from the Deserted Isles


Racial Bingo:


Doddle is an old school Blooder. They may be shameless pickers, but they abide by the Trial Rules circa LX. Maximum starting TV of 1400, no stars (>50 spp) allowed.

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gutter Runner
10 1 4+ - 7+
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
+MA, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block
-st 18 0 19 0 0 1 62/32 170k
(80+90)k
 
2
Gutter Runner
10 2 4+ - 7+
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Wrestle, Two Heads, +MA, Side Step
  32 4 18 0 0 1 63/32 180k
(80+100)k
 
3
Gutter Runner
10 2 4+ - 7+
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, +MA
  36 8 20 0 1 0 70/32 170k
(80+90)k
 
4
Gutter Runner
9 2 4+ - 7+
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Strip Ball, Side Step, Dauntless
  18 9 14 1 3 1 64/32 160k
(80+80)k
 
5
Blitzer
7 3 3+ - 8+
Block
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Claw
  12 0 0 0 5 5 35/28 160k
(90+70)k
 
6
Blitzer
8 3 3+ - 8+
Block
Guard, +MA, Mighty Blow
  27 0 0 0 3 6 36/28 160k
(90+70)k
 
7
Lineman
7 3 3+ - 7+
Guard, Claw
  24 0 0 0 3 2 16/24 110k
(50+60)k
 
8
Lineman
7 3 3+ - 7+
Block
  23 0 0 0 4 1 13/20 70k
(50+20)k
 
9
Lineman
7 3 3+ - 7+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 7+
Kick, Block
-ma 26 1 1 0 3 2 20/24 90k
(50+40)k
 
11
Lineman
7 3 3+ - 7+   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 50k
(50+0)k
 
12
Lineman
7 3 3+ - 7+   10 0 0 0 0 1 5/18 50k
(50+0)k
 
13
Lineman
7 3 3+ - 7+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
 
13 players
Coach: ramchop Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Dedicated Fans: 8  
Current Team Value: 1780k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 240k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1780k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 75 / 7 Current Re-draft Budget: 1400k

Games Played:75 (43/14/18) |TD Diff:95 (197 - 102) |Cas Diff:-96 (54/23/12 - 119/51/15)
Last Opponent: Wild Ex-pacts