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Roster [L] Chaos Chosen


Lactose for the Lactose God! Milk for the Khorne Flakes!



Achievements:
> Season 3
✓ Best /tg/ Chaos team!
✓ Being good for you (except for 3/4 world population with lactose intolerance, but those don't count)!
✓ Being good at being bad!
✓ Sprung ph0enyx13 to 1st place, ensuing chaos and butthurt across /tg/ for the glory of the chaos gods!
> Season 4
✓ Still the best /tg/ Chaos team!
✓ Still alive!
> Season 5
✓ Mistake Season Mistake Champions!
> Season 6
✓ Chilling...

Trophies:


Players dead:
Cheesemosh - Died for my sins.

Players retired:
Fromagorgon - Became a dwarf.

Players on transfer:
Banghee - Transferred to Snorkland Soulless.

Players killed:
Fampai Beautey - Churned to butter.
Willie Wetworth - Everyone seem to believe his career was cut short in an unfortunate slipping accident when he was about to score, but in fact it was planned all along.
TFW - Tried to leap over a rampaging bull. It didn't end well.
You will never TD - Frogs make poor butter.
Willem Koszorús - Victim of his own short-sightedness and very sharp horns.
God damn it BBEG - Surprise B.S.


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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Lucifermented Milk
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claw, Dodge
   36 0 3 1 15 7 76/176 210k
(100+110)k
  
3
Lord of Quarkness
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard
   36 2 5 0 6 4 49/51 160k
(100+60)k
  
4
Maxwhey's Demon
Chosen Blocker
5 5 3 9
Dodge, +ST, Block, Break Tackle, Sure Hands
   33 2 12 0 7 5 77/176 240k
(100+140)k
  
5
Churnobog
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Tackle
   31 0 2 0 6 3 33/51 160k
(100+60)k
  
6
Mephistowheyes
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Extra Arms, Two Heads
   37 2 7 0 1 2 35/51 120k
(60+60)k
  
7
Belfagoat
Beastman Runner
7 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Dodge, Sure Hands, +MA
   37 2 10 0 6 2 54/76 160k
(60+100)k
  
8
Gorgonzola
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
Beelzebutter
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Wrestle, Tackle
   35 5 1 0 3 2 24/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
10
Creamael
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
11
Malacurda
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
12
Yogurt–Sothoth
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 7
Horns
Wrestle, Jump Up
 -av 23 1 1 0 3 2 20/31 110k
(60+50)k
  
13
Kefirit
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow, Claw
   35 0 2 0 5 4 36/51 120k
(60+60)k
  
14
Borutter
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: ramciamciam Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1930k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 861k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1930k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:37 (18/8/11) |TD Diff:7 (44 - 37) |Cas Diff:10 (38/26/8 - 33/21/8)
Last Opponent: Red Fang Rockets
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.090k
Chaos Renegade22/0/01.5-0.00.5   2.0   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.5235k
Dark Elf32/1/01.3-0.31.3   1.0   0.0-0.3   0.3   0.0187k
Elven Union10/0/11.0-3.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Goblin11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-20k
High Elf11/0/02.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   1.0680k
Human21/1/02.0-1.50.5   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.5   0.00k
Lizardmen41/1/21.5-2.01.8   1.3   0.0-1.8   0.8   0.3-75k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0130k
Nurgle52/2/11.0-0.80.6   0.6   0.2-1.0   0.6   0.4-30k
Ogre11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   2.0   0.0150k
Orc52/1/20.6-0.80.4   0.6   0.2-1.4   0.4   0.014k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.030k
Simyin10/1/01.0-1.00.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.0380k
Skaven10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   1.040k
Slann11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0380k
Underworld Denizens10/0/10.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Vampire31/0/21.0-2.02.3   0.3   0.3-0.0   0.0   0.063k
Wood Elf22/0/01.5-0.51.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.5-110k
Total3718/8/111.2-1.01.0   0.7   0.2-0.9   0.6   0.265k