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Da Toestompaz
Roster [R] Orc

Borg and Gorg Toestompa had a dream. It is unknown who had the dream first, and any attempt to resolve the question has led to violent fistfights between the brothers.

But that doesn't matter, what matters is the dream itself. It was a good dream, on that they could both agree. There was a lot of 'simbulizm' and 'imijree' and they knew it was their destiny to become the leaders of a great tribe that would gain glory and honour fighting on the field of battle.

Or it might have been that they would lead a team of castoffs onto a Blood Bowl pitch to gain fun and broken bones fighting over a small ball.

The exact content of the dream escapes them at the moment, so they're pretty sure it was the Blood Bowl team. Which is good, since this group probably shouldn't be allowed near any weapon more complicated than a stick.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Borg Toestompa
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   43 0 0 0 7 3 29/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
2
Burk II
Lineman
5 3 3 9 m 18 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(0)k
  
3
Kurk Eyepuncha
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 1 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
 -ag, m 43 0 0 0 11 4 42/51 140k
(0)k
  
4
Stug Kneekikka
Black Orc Blocker
3 4 2 9
Block, Guard
 -ma 42 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
5
Trokk Fastee II
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard
   11 4 3 0 3 0 19/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
6
Zarb Hedpuncha
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, +MA, Guard
 -ma 42 3 6 0 9 0 39/51 150k
(80+70)k
  
7
Shubree da Fancee
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Kick, Guard, Mighty Blow
   41 2 3 0 4 4 39/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
8
Garb da Grabba
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
+MA, Mighty Blow
   8 0 5 0 1 2 27/31 130k
(80+50)k
  
9
Bark
Lineman
5 3 3 9   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Gorg Toestompa
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   17 0 0 0 2 4 24/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
11
Philip II
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Guard
   14 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 160k
(110+50)k
  
12
Shif Eagleeye
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
   5 4 0 1 0 1 11/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
13
Berk
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   25 2 0 0 2 1 11/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
14
Bork
Lineman
5 3 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: BVrtis Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1800k Assistant Coaches: 6  
Treasury: 160k Cheerleaders: 6  
Team Value: 1990k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:43 (8/6/29) |TD Diff:-36 (35 - 71) |Cas Diff:18 (48/19/11 - 36/16/8)
Last Opponent: Stinkfist's All-Stars
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon20/1/10.5-1.52.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.00k
Chaos Chosen20/0/20.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.025k
Chaos Dwarf20/2/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.5-2.0   1.0   0.0-15k
Chaos Renegade31/1/11.0-0.71.7   0.7   0.3-1.3   0.0   0.0-17k
Dark Elf61/0/50.7-2.30.5   0.3   0.2-0.2   0.3   0.0-30k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-10k
High Elf11/0/01.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-100k
Human10/0/11.0-2.02.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.040k
Lizardmen31/0/20.7-2.71.0   0.7   0.0-0.0   0.3   0.7-127k
Necromantic Horror20/0/21.0-2.01.5   0.5   1.0-0.5   0.0   0.030k
Norse11/0/02.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Nurgle51/1/31.0-1.60.6   0.6   0.2-0.8   0.6   0.264k
Orc51/0/40.8-1.41.0   0.4   0.2-1.4   0.4   0.288k
Shambling Undead30/0/30.3-2.01.7   0.0   1.0-0.7   1.0   0.083k
Skaven20/1/11.5-2.01.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.035k
Slann21/0/12.0-1.51.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-15k
Tomb Kings20/0/20.0-2.50.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.5   2.095k
Total438/6/290.8-1.71.1   0.4   0.3-0.8   0.4   0.214k