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[Φ] Wissenland Boomsticks
Retired [L] Wissenland








Head Coach:
Standro Fullnem


Region:
Wissenland


Home Field:
Gunpowder Hill


Team Colours:
Grey and White




Wissenland Boomsticks
Wissenland play out of Wissenburg. The College have managed to gain favour with the Engineers Guild in Nuln. This has led to rumours of Wissenland training with some rather dangerous machinery including a Chainsaw and a specially designed Cannon which can not only fire balls down the pitch but also lethal explosives. No comment has yet been heard from any official at the College.


History
The Grand County of Wissenland is located at the extreme south-east of the Empire. It has a reputation in nearby Reikland for being dull. The Elector of Wissenland, Emanuelle von Liebewitz, is also the Countess of Nuln and spends the vast majority of her time entertaining there rather than attending tot he business of her boring province.

Known Features
•Wissenburg - The capital of Wissenland, it is slightly south of Nuln.

•Pfeildorf - A smaller town south of Wissenburg.


Hans 'The Boot' Lutzman

The dirtiest player ever to play for a College FUMBBL team. He will often be seen cheering on Wissenland, throwing the occasional rock from the crowd. If ever the mood takes him he will return to the team, bringing with him his own special brand of pain-giving.
Seasons

Year 1

Winter - Pre Season Friendlies
Carcassonne Unicorns 2-1 (Valanduil, W.Muffins) Victory
Wissenland Boomsticks 3-0 (Z.Romano, Valanduil, W.Muffins) Victory
OMU Manticores 2-0 (Z.Romano, Valanduil) Victory

Spring - Eastland Regional Season I
Wissenland Boomsticks 2-0 (Valanduil x2) Victory
Averland Angelfish 2-1 (Valanduil x2) Victory
Stirland Nightguards 0-3 Lost

Players of Note

Year 1

Costantino Le Donne - Le Donne is the Ballhawks team Captain. Will often be seen giving rousing team talks before, during and after games. Outside of Blood Bowl Le Donne is aspiring poet, although his work leaves a lot to be desired.

Wiseman Muffins - Halfling youth, Wiseman is the undoubted star of the team, he's quick, he's small and will surely leave his mark in College FUMBBL.

Glegnar Stonesplitter - Dwarf Blocker, Stonesplitter is looking to make his name as the teams hard hitter.

Valanduil - The Teams Elf is eager to show he has got what it takes, if only he can get out of Wisemans shadow.

Drunarok - Big Guy, heart of gold, hands of granite. Will always have your back, as long as he can keep his head out of the clouds. (Retired through injury)

Zachariah Romano - The mysterious Vampire Zachariah would be a boon to any team. He goes everywhere with his two Thralls, Pepijn and Carmelo.

Marcos Solucio - Qucik witted and sharp of mind are not often spoken about Solucio. What he lacks in brain power he more than makes up for with his quick feet and quick hands.

Toe Grut Rhul - Brought in as a replacement for Drunarok. An Ogre of a scholarly persuasion with a love for Blood Bowl. Said to be able to recite the full Oldheim Ogres squad list dating back to their beginning.
Region Rivals

Opponent run down

Averland Angelfish - Treemen and Halflings and some excellent cuisine.

Stirland Nightguards - Powerful Vampires lead this team and give the team a strong extra outlet for the ball.

Wissenland Boomsticks - Chainsaws, Cannons and players crazy enough to attach springs to their shoes.



College FUMBBL Eastland Regional Rivals
TeamCoachW/L/DWin RateTotal TD
Averland AngelfishThreepac1/0/0-2-1
Stirland NightguardsDatMonsta0/1/0-0-3
Wissenland BoomsticksThroweck2/0/0-5-0
Stats

Top Players

To follow.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Standro Fullnem
Springer Talented
7 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs
Guard, Block
 -ma 11 0 4 0 0 1 17/ 60k
(10+50)k
  
2
Petre Bollosh
Blocker A
6 3 2 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle
   11 0 1 0 11 1 30/ 50k
(10+40)k
  
3
Grupe Harolo
Blocker A
6 3 2 8
Block
Mighty Blow
   12 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 30k
(10+20)k
  
4
Palomo Grunthra
Sapper
6 2 3 8
Bombardier, Secret Weapon
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 10k
(10+0)k
  
5
Simono Portrate
Handler A
6 2 3 8
Sure Hands
   11 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 10k
(10+0)k
  
6
Wioli Wappango
Chainsaw
6 2 2 8
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon
Block
   12 0 0 0 0 3 15/ 30k
(10+20)k
  
7
Gilliano Bombardio
Handler A
6 2 3 8
Sure Hands
Block
   11 1 4 0 0 0 13/ 30k
(10+20)k
  
8
Jerry Springer
Springer A
7 2 3 7
Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 10k
(10+0)k
  
10
Tony DeBourg
Lineman
6 2 2 8   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 10k
(10+0)k
  
11
Colino Andrelli
Lineman
6 2 2 8   12 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 10k
(10+0)k
  
12
Peter Smythe
Lineman
5 2 2 8
Block
 -ma 6 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 30k
(10+20)k
  
13
Quent Dularge
Lineman
6 2 2 8
Block
   12 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 30k
(10+20)k
  
14
Danish Danny
Groundskeeper
3 5 1 10
Break Tackle, Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm
 m 11 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 10k
(0)k
  
15
Bo Diddly
Lineman
6 2 2 7
Block
 -av 11 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 30k
(10+20)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Throweck Re-Rolls (20k): 2  
Race: Wissenland Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 440k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 450k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (3/2/7) |TD Diff:-7 (9 - 16) |Cas Diff:4 (17/9/1 - 16/4/3)
Last Opponent: [Φ] Martek Hashishin
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Border Princes20/0/20.0-2.50.5   1.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-45k
Averland21/1/01.0-0.51.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.510k
Estalia20/0/20.5-2.02.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.0-40k
Martek10/0/10.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-120k
Ostermark11/0/02.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Reikland11/0/02.0-0.03.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0150k
Stirland10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.090k
Weijin20/0/20.5-1.52.0   2.0   0.5-1.0   0.5   0.0-15k
Total123/2/70.8-1.31.4   0.8   0.1-1.3   0.3   0.3-5k