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Whatever Floats Your Zoat
P [L] Zoat

Zoats: a peaceful and intelligent race believed by many to be a legend. Tales of the Zoats have been passed down through generations by Wood Elf elders. However not much is known about the Zoats except for one undeniable fact - they LOVE using their name for puns. They believe it to be the pinnacle of comedy throughout all 13 kingdoms, to which many (Zoat) scholars would agree. Being a relatively unknown and mysterious tribe that mainly keeps to themselves, the Zoats feel a deep sorrow for all the other races that miss out on their amazing name puns.

It was during the Annual Mourning Festival, where the Zoats gather and feel sorry for the other races that are not as funny as they are, that Zoaty McZoatface had an amazing idea. He would lead a band of the funniest Zoats to explore the world and bring joy to the other kingdoms. All the Zoats cheered this idea, and so in order to determine which Zoats were the funniest they held an ancient choosing ceremony known as Zoat Idol. The elders: Simon Zoatwell, Randy Zoatson and Paula Abdul judged the ceremony, and it took a total of 10 years to narrow down the funniest few.

Now all the Zoats needed was a plan of action for spreading their comedy to as many of the other races as possible. It must have been fate when no later than the competition had ended that a Wood Elf elder showed up and invited them to a local bloodbowl tournament. The Zoats had played a bit of bloodbowl against the wood elves before, but found rather than hitting the opponents they could better bring them to their knees with funny Zoat puns. Zoaty McZoatface accepted this gracious invitation, seeing it as the perfect opportunity to show the world that Zoats are more than myths, and that their unique form of comedy is deadly funny.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Zoaty McZoatface
Zoat
5 5 1 8
Sure Feet
Mighty Blow
   7 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
3
Zoat or Die
Zoat
5 5 1 8
Sure Feet
Block, Mighty Blow
   7 0 1 0 4 2 21/31 160k
(110+50)k
  
4
Zoater Soaker
Zoat
5 5 1 8
Sure Feet
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
5
Scapezoat
Zoat Juven
6 3 2 8
Sure Feet
Sure Hands, Block
   7 0 5 0 0 2 25/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
6
Zoat In Your Throat
Zoat Juven
6 3 2 8
Sure Feet
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
7
Shut The Zoat Up
Zoat Juven
6 3 2 8
Sure Feet
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Z is for Zoat
Zoat Juven
6 3 2 8
Sure Feet
   7 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Pipzoat
Zoat Juven
6 3 2 8
Sure Feet
Block
   7 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
Chipzoatle
Zoat Juven
6 3 2 8
Sure Feet
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
17
Leroy Strongstream
Journeyman Zoat Juven
6 3 2 8
Sure Feet
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9 players  
Coach: Mootzilla Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Zoat Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1130k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1130k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (4/1/2) |TD Diff:4 (10 - 6) |Cas Diff:-1 (5/7/2 - 8/4/3)
Last Opponent: [SL] Albion Top
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Slayer10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   2.0-50k
Albion20/0/20.5-2.02.5   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.530k
Border Princes11/0/03.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.010k
Four Nations22/0/01.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.5-1.5   0.5   0.0-290k
Hobgoblin11/0/03.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.030k
Total74/1/21.4-0.90.7   1.0   0.3-1.1   0.6   0.4-76k