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Five Rabbit Cerveceria
Roster [L] Old World Alliance

5 rabbit Cerveceria

In Aztec mythology, the 400 Rabbits or Centzon Totochtin were the children of Mayahuel (the goddess of maguey) and Pantecatl (the god of fermentation). 5 Rabbit was one of the leaders of the 400 Rabbits, and was also one of the five deities, known collectively as Ahuiteteo, who symbolized excess and over-indulgence.

5 Rabbit and the other Ahuiteteo – 5 Flower, 5 Grass, 5 Lizard and 5 Vulture – bore the names of specific days in the Aztec calendar, common in that culture. The number five was associated with excess and loss of control. The native people of ancient Mexico revered the transformation of being in an altered state. It was considered liberating – not an earthly celebration, but a journey into the world of the gods.

"El que estos dioses se dibujaran con el número “cinco” en el rostro y que siempre se escogiera, de la serie de sus signos de los días, como nombre suyo el relacionado con el número “cinco”, se debe probablemente al hecho de que este número significaba para los mexicanos aquello que rebasaba al sagrado número “cuatro”, el de los puntos cardinales: es decir, aquello que rebasaba lo normal”
— Códige Borgia

The team is recruited from the regulars that frequent the Cerveceria. Through careful purveyance of bar fights and general sporting challenges to pay up bar tabs, we've assembled the best that have ZERO concept of what they've gotten themselves into by agreeing to play Bloodbowl for beer money.
Mainly, though... we get drunk, and prepare to meet God with a smile on our faces!

Oh... and Chinga Tu Pelo
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
La Valiente
Human Thrower
6 3 3 8
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Tackle
   12 5 1 0 3 1 19/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
2
El Chapulin
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Loner, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
La Chancla
Dwarf Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Loner, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
5
La Sirena
Human Catcher
8 2 3 7
Animosity, Catch, Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
6
Papi Chulo
Human Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
Dodge, Guard, Tackle
   13 0 9 0 3 2 43/51 160k
(90+70)k
  
7
El Bizarron
Dwarf Runner
6 3 3 8
Loner, Sure Hands, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
8
Huitzi
Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Animosity
   13 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Conejo Desnudo
Human Lineman
6 4 3 8
Animosity
+ST, Guard, Block
   13 0 5 0 4 2 33/51 150k
(50+100)k
  
10
Ki'chun
Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Animosity
Guard
   12 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 80k
(50+30)k
  
11
Arroz con Leche
Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Animosity
   13 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Chinga Tu Pelo
Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Loner, Tackle, Thick Skull
   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
15
Xicago
Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Loner, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   11 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
16
Ponche
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block
   13 0 0 0 6 0 12/16 170k
(140+30)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Jeffro Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Old World Alliance Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1560k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1560k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (10/1/2) |TD Diff:15 (27 - 12) |Cas Diff:-3 (12/7/3 - 15/7/3)
Last Opponent: St. Ogg Millers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Vampire11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-180k
Chaos Chosen11/0/01.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-180k
Chaos Renegade11/0/04.0-1.03.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0430k
Daemons of Khorne11/0/02.0-0.00.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Dark Elf11/0/02.0-0.00.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0140k
Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.04.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0120k
Elven Union21/0/11.5-1.51.5   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.5-15k
Necromantic Horror10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   3.0   0.0-110k
Orc21/1/02.5-1.00.0   0.5   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.5-80k
Shambling Undead22/0/03.0-2.00.5   0.5   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.5435k
Total1310/1/22.1-0.90.9   0.5   0.2-1.2   0.5   0.269k