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Blitz Blasters
Retired [X2] Orc

Knucklebone and Kneecap, two brothers, burnt their hometown to the ground on accident (they were always told when they were young not to try and stick lit torches up their noses; but they never listened). They were kicked out and not to be let back in unless they could provide sufficient money to rebuild the town. But neither of them had money, so they were forced to roam the countryside, living off the land (much to the dismay of many farmers). Trying desperately to get some money, they ended up working in a Blood Bowl stadium as a cleaning crew. When they had learned of how much Blood Bowl teams make, they instantly dropped their jobs, and scratched together a team of young athletic orcs. They quickly found an interested coach and some willing players. And the team was created. The group so far has become very close and plays with a lot of heart (the most you can expect from an orc). For they have a cause: to get Knucklebone and Kneecap back home.

Their first game versus the Little Oblitzerators was a success. They outplayed a bunch of Dwarves and Kneecap recieved a new skill as a result. 3 - 1 victory! Unfortunately, they only recieved 30K, and thus must play another game to have enough money to buy anything.

Playing a Necromantic team, they managed to tie, 1 - 1, and their fanbase increased. But the whole game was ruined (for both teams, not the fans!) by the three deaths the Blasters inflicted and by Knucklebone recieving a niggling injury. They learned their lesson and hired an apothecary as a result.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Knuclebone
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
 n, m 2 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 80k
(0)k
  
2
Kneecap
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Strip Ball
   2 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 100k
(80)k
  
3
Bicep Thrust
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   2 2 1 0 0 0 5/ 70k
(40)k
  
4
Limbreaker
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
  
5
Linecruncher
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
6
Devour Crunch
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
7
Stiffarm Smacker
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
8
Foul Mouth
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
9
"Odor" Grip
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50)k
  
10
Sore Tooth
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50)k
  
11
Backbone Supple
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
12
Wart Grimehands
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(15)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Oblitzamanger Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1040k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (1/1/0) |TD Diff:2 (4 - 2) |Cas Diff:2 (0/0/3 - 1/0/0)
Last Opponent: Impossibility