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Bergmans Bodlar
Retired [X2] Dark Elf

<b><u><big>BERGMANS BÖDLAR</big></u></b>
"Also widly known as Bergmans Beheaders"


<b><i>Vem är du?</i></b>

<b><i>Jag är döden.</i></b>
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<i>Jag hoppas jag aldrig blir så gammal att jag blir religiös.</i>
-Ingmar Bergman- 1914 - Endless

THESE DARK ELVES HAD THEIR BODIES TURNED INTO THE MOST
DARKENED FORM OF DRAMA EMBODIMENT.
THEY ARE NOW KNOWN AS "THE BERGMAN REAPERS"


The Bergmans Bödlar (Beheaders) consists of a few men
and women, dedicated to Death. However, not the "Death"
commonly known to man, such as a grim reaper, harvester
of the unfourtunate and the utter horizon of decay that awaits
mankind. Not that kind of death.
The kind of Death who ejoys a good game of chees, and the
activities mentioned earlier, reaping and so on.

Death has always been active in Blood Bowl.
However once he also participated himself, killing
every team member in an unfourtunate huddle before the game.
Do not hug Death. Unless he hugs you first.


The Bergmans Bödlar have just recently
replenished their team with
new members. Scholarship in Death takes it toll.
Often Death-like-tolls.

Before every game the "Bergmans" would gather around
and speak in the ancient tounge of Svh-en-ghska.
A sacred tome of the Bergmans is recited before every game:

<i>"Åh, vilken jävla ångest...
Nu har jag ångest, ja... Det är döden sörru, döden va...
Tar ju en oavsett om man är klädd eller ej, född naken, död naken...
Sån är döden sörru, mycket ångest"</i>

Usually this would follow with a collective suicide, followed by the disability to field any players at all. So this is nowadays not as rigorous as before.



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<b>Tournaments</b>

<u>NINJA-BOWL</u>
First game: Bergman Bodlars VS Moonprincessbeams

We won by 1-0. However they put up a mighty fight. Their tiaras and anime style fighting scared the living essence out of the proud Knights of dark drama. In Overtime we finally put the ball to rest. Later we had a ceremony buring the ball in the field, erecting a tombstone and drinking to much brandy while celebrating "DEATH".

Second Game: Bergman Bodlars VS Bloodskull Clan

Well... It ended in a pityfull 0-3. Some might blame the weather... Some might even go as far to say that the Orc were a bunch of Ogres painted green. I think ill go with the last one, also adding that they are impotent and smelly. A good game indeed.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Sister Mortis
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
   2 0 0 1 0 0 2/ 110k
(130)k
  
2
Depressed Novice
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70)k
  
3
Lars Limbo
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(115)k
  
4
Eric Grim
Lineman
5 3 4 8 -ma, m 2 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 70k
(0)k
  
5
Gustaf Genocider
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
6
Hans Hangman
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70)k
  
7
Kim M "Keeper Of Kimish"
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 70k
(70)k
  
8
Boris "The Russian Tear"
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
9
Ivan "Russian Poet"
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90)k
  
10
Tuve Massacre-Fish
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 70k
(70)k
  
11
Ulvar "The Depressed Norse"
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Cogit Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 920k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (1/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (1 - 3) |Cas Diff:-1 (1/2/0 - 2/2/0)
Last Opponent: Bloodskull Clan United