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Clar Karond Darkstars
Roster [X] Dark Elf

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<b>"I will bring the Darkstars three things: style, sex-appeal and success. I've been in the Black Guard for 350 years, I know how to win, I know how to please and I know how to play. I'm the right captain for this team. And now excuse me, there are hot chicks here and I won't keep them from enjoying me because you ask why I prefer having fun to being boring."
</b><i>Davyd Darkstar, team captain, when interviewed about his captaincy and irresponsible lifestyle</i>

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<h3><b>-----FAN FACTOR LOG-----</b></h3><b></font color>When Davyd Darkstar, released after 350 years from service in the Black Guard, the derelict Darkstars are gifted to him as a present by his mother, a Clar Karond noble. Using his wealth and cunning charm, Darkstar reforms a team.</font color>
<font color="navy"><b>STARTING FAN FACTOR 1 as the team starts without support</b></font color>
The Darkstars Desires Calendar is a hit. Nobody remembers the teams name, but the girls sure are hot!
<font color="navy"><b>FAN FACTOR INCREASES TO 2 as people want to see the girls sweat.</b></font color>
Dasha Doomheel wins the Maiden of Clar Karond contest.
<font color="navy"><b>FAN FACTOR INCREASES TO 3 as people want to see more of her.</b></font color>
Free tickets are given out to war-veterans and Meet-and-Greets with Davyd Darkstar, Dasha Doomheel and Casper Seyle are auctioned off.</font color>
<font color="navy"><b>FAN FACTOR INCREASES TO 4 due to high demand </b></font color>
After securing a close, very close (great game) win against the Stone Cold Boulders, Davyd Darkstar and the team lead a raid and capture some dwarven ale. The resulting orgy is spoken of for weeks, aided by a a cleverly fabricated sex-scandal involving Davyd Darkstar, Casper Seyle and a barrel of dwarven ale.
<font color="navy"><b>FAN FACTOR INCREASES TO 5 as the team slowly gains fame</font color>
The Darkstars manage a very lucky 0-0 draw and are unable to exert any pressure on the opposing team's cage. They sustain casualties in return, without causing any. A crisis meeting is called to discuss the lack of strategies and apologize for the unbloody performance. Casper Seyle seriously maims a reporter asking the wrong questions. </font color>
<font color="red"><b>FAN FACTOR DECREASES TO 4! People want exciting spectacular games, not hopelessly amateurish Darkstars..</font color>
The Darkstars introduce new team armor. Made of a rare compound found only in the mines of Clar Karond, it protects as well as standard armour and can, with elvish craftmanship, be custom tailored to the bodies of the team. Modelled by Dasha Doomheel, the team gains fame for their 'revolutionary design'.</font color>
<font color="navy"><b>FAN FACTOR INCREASES TO 5</b> as the new, more sexy armour, is introduced
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Casper Seyle
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block
   16 1 2 0 1 0 9/16 130k
(95)k
  
2
Davyd Darkstar
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 100k
(95)k
  
6
Varrika Soulreaver
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
   15 2 1 0 1 1 12/16 90k
(90)k
  
7
Arisianna Razorheart
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 100k
(95)k
  
8
Nyrael Nightsong
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Block
   16 3 0 0 2 3 22/31 110k
(125)k
  
9
Raysha Coldheart
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   16 1 1 0 3 4 30/31 110k
(125)k
  
10
Hayra Sincryer
Lineman
6 3 4 8   13 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 70k
(70)k
  
11
Zaira Darkstar
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step
   11 0 4 0 0 1 17/31 140k
(130)k
  
12
Linkara Bloodlicker
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
   10 1 1 0 3 0 10/16 120k
(115)k
  
13
Raelieth Deathkiss
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Tackle
   6 0 4 0 1 2 24/31 150k
(120)k
  
15
Morriagh Demonbinder
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard
   15 2 0 0 0 1 7/16 100k
(100)k
  
16
Dasha Doomheel
Lineman
7 3 5 8
+AG, +MA
   16 14 1 0 1 1 24/31 140k
(150)k
  
12 players  
Coach: DStern Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1560k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (4/2/10) |TD Diff:-16 (18 - 34) |Cas Diff:-13 (9/5/3 - 17/12/1)
Last Opponent: Pure Strength