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Reticulated Evil Pythons
Roster [R] Dark Elf

Team Colors: Dark Purple, Atomic Green, and Red.

Team Bio:

The Reticulated Evil Pythons truly embody the spirit of Dark Elf Blood Bowl teams. They are ruthless, yet clever, bloodthirsty, yet calculating. On a good day, the Pythons can score on even the most stalwart defenses at will. Their bad days are usually of their own making. Entirely confident in their superiority over all living things, they often get caught trying to pull off an impossible play, or simply hurtling headfirst down-field with murderous intent. These tendencies are a mixed bag when it comes to winning the crowd. While any half-indecent Blood Bowl fan loves a good splatter on either side of the pitch, some purists find themselves disappointed when they consider how good the Pythons SHOULD be if they’d only restrain themselves. On more than a few occasions, they’ll find themselves unable to populate the pitch properly, due to some unruly fan’s aggression. Overall, they’re a fun team to watch, because one way or another, something spectacular is going to happen. It might be a double-reverse touchdown pass, or it might be a blood-drunk Witch Elf breaking her own neck on the rough surface of the pitch!



Head Coach: Anquia Throatslit -After making a lasting impact on the game Anguia has decided to be the only python's original blitzer to retire alive. After losing an eye to a filthy skaven, she's picked up the clipboard and started turning the pythons luck around-

Offensive Coordinator: Karon Gorefiend- Almost instanteniously after becoming agility 6, Karon Gorefiend become a target so large that she was only able to last a few more games before being Taken down by opposing players. Although this forced her retirement she's using her extensive knowledge of how to score with Contemptious Ease to work, behind the Pythons' bench.

Defensive Coach: Zangya Coldeyes- Forced to retire after a full scale dicing by a wood elf team, Zangya hung up her spiked corset and thigh high spiked boots to make room for upcomming players.

Special Teams: Veriess Vulzman

-Team Records-
Most SPPS in one Game: 13 Melieriza Heartstrike
Most TDs in one Game: 4 Meliriza Heartstrike
Most CAS In one Game: 3 Zangya Coldeyes


<Aecrylis> oi!!!.. and without the kick skill too.. dammit!
<Aecrylis> side step mate :D
<Aecrylis> mate.. did I lose you here or what?
<ginocoolowski> SOrry, I was making some food, then I fell on the stairs. lol
<Aecrylis> lmao
<Aecrylis> true elf coach
<ginocoolowski> lol
<Aecrylis> those who cant do, teach :D
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Tezza Balefron
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   35 9 1 0 1 3 29/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
4
Serpentia Shiver
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   32 4 1 0 2 1 16/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
5
Vexxia Blade
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge, Side Step
   25 5 1 0 2 7 47/51 130k
(70+60)k
  
6
Wruzien Hellsmatch
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge, Tackle
 m 62 4 2 0 6 5 47/51 130k
(0)k
  
7
Leeyane Bloodeye
Runner
7 3 4 7
Dump-Off
Sure Hands, Block, Strong Arm, Safe Throw
   44 50 0 0 3 2 66/76 170k
(80+90)k
  
9
Baelest Ebonsoul
Witch Elf
6 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow
 -ma 11 3 2 0 1 0 11/16 140k
(110+30)k
  
11
Braxxia Bloodbone
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   6 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
12
Tarryna wrathcrest
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dirty Player, Kick
   16 3 1 0 1 2 18/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
13
Jezka Hex
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block
Dodge, +AG
   11 1 4 0 2 0 17/31 160k
(100+60)k
  
16
Stabatha Doubleheart
Assassin
6 3 4 7
Shadowing, Stab
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
17
Trey Clearorc
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Leroy Goldfire
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Ginocoolowski Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1650k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 95k Cheerleaders: 3  
Team Value: 1780k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:62 (17/5/40) |TD Diff:-59 (73 - 132) |Cas Diff:-62 (36/28/11 - 73/44/20)
Last Opponent: Up the Creek without a Paddle