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Nuffle Express
P [B] Ogre

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"Take the expressway to eternal damnation!"

Here is the team that THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE!
The team they tried to FALSELY ACCUSE and HUMILIATE!
The team that SINFUL OPERATORS tried to BAN FROM THE GAME!

Here is.. the Nuffle Express

Corrupt officials attempt to throw Nuffle Express out of the division and have their coach Hale executed after a well connected illuminated one's human team would fail to defeat us in a grizzly 6 hour gruel-fest.

The team has since been out of service while tied up with the endless litigation that major league legal action brings. Many thanks to our diplomat Goutros Goutros Bhali who has fought tirelessly to get the team back on the pitch, and without whom the Nuffle Express would not exist.

It is written that once a player joins the Nuffle Express the only way to leave is through death.

Team was sponsored by MDK until it collapsed following the death of its execution's director.

Entrance theme: Madlib - Chops and Thangs

nb. Nuffle Express has no connection or association, official or otherwise, with the Peroggial Heights minor league team named Nubble Express.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ejahculate Jahson
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   13 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
2
Moogba Chancerri
Ogre
5 5 3 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, +AG
 n 12 1 0 0 5 2 21/31 200k
(140+60)k
  
3
Kyril Stonethrow
Ogre
5 6 3 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, +ST, +AG
   13 0 0 0 11 3 37/51 260k
(140+120)k
  
4
Bilche Foranggnk
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   13 0 0 0 7 1 19/31 180k
(140+40)k
  
5
Olom Ubretwang
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   13 0 0 0 9 0 18/31 180k
(140+40)k
  
6
Enurk Foranggnk
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
   4 0 1 0 3 1 14/16 160k
(140+20)k
  
7
Almo Semine
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
8
Strutter Potsworth
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
9
Aleq Nodder
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
12
Arbinny Lowcrops
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
13
Danika McKinty
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Side Step
 n 12 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
14
Mozwil Snotbunch
Gnoblar
5 1 3 4
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
 -av 4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
15
Arck Greengill
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
16
Erb 'Evenwhenyouwinyoulose' Cronksley
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   12 0 4 0 1 1 19/31 60k
(20+40)k
  
14 players  
Coach: hale Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1610k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1750k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (5/5/3) |TD Diff:3 (13 - 10) |Cas Diff:25 (28/15/6 - 11/7/6)
Last Opponent: [B]raves