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Mosefundene
Retired [FT] Slann

<h1><b>Transcript of Commands During Awakening, Great Lord Xiuhcizcatk, Awakening CXVII</b></h1>

Lord Xiuhcizcatk: <i>I HAVE AWOKEN!!!</i>

Acacitli: <i>Yes, my Lord. How may I serve you?</i>

Lord Xiuhcizcatk: <i>I HAVE SLUMBERED FOR DECADES AND HAVE FINALLY AWOKEN!!!</i>

Acacitli: <i>Yes, my Lord. How may I serve you?</i>

Lord Xiuhcizcatk: <i>THIS IS THE DAY OF MY AWAKENING!!!</i>

Acacitli: <i>*sighs* Yes, truly this is a day of awakening, Great Lord Xiuhcizcatk. How may I serve you, now that you've gracefully returned to us?</i>

Lord Xiuhcizcatk: <i>TELL ME, CHILD, WHAT IS THE STATE OF THE WORLD??? I HAVE SLEPT FOR A LONG TIME!!! ARE ALL THE RACES ACCOUNTED FOR??? </i>

Acacitli: <i>Errr, My Lord, with all due respect, you've only slept for abo-</i>

Lord Xiuhcizcatk: <i>HAVE MEN MASTERED MAGIC YET OR ARE THEY STILL WORKING ON HOW TO MAKE FIRE???</i>

Acacitli: <i>*sighs* Great Lord Xiuhcizcatk, it is to my great regret that I must inform you, that all of the races have mastered magic, even man. Because of this, the influence of the Great Slann have diminished greatly, leaving the lesser races free to pursue their own selfish interests, whether they are in accordance with the Great Creator's intent.</i>

Lord Xiuhcizcatk: <i>WHAT???</i>

Acacitli: <i>*sighs* Great Lord Xiuhcizcatk, there are only few Great Slann Lords, such as yourself, still alive, and most of these, have lost their minds over time, leading the great Slann empire into despondency. In this day and age, the once mighty Slann, favorites of The Creator, are considered a note in the history books by the other sentinents.</i>

Acacitli: <i>Oh, and yes, *sighs*, Great Lord Lord Xiuhcizcatk, despite your naptime, the races still play Blood Bowl.</i>

Lord Xiuhcizcatk: <i>SO PRAY TELL ME, SERVANT, DOES THE RACES STILL PLAY THE ANCIENT GAME OF BLOOD BOWL???</i>

Acacitli: <i>*sigh* Yes. Yes they do.</i>

Lord Xiuhcizcatk: <i>SPLENDID!!! I HAVE CONCOCTED A SCHEME WHICH WILL CEMENT THE DOMINANCE OF THE SLANN INTO THE MINDS OF THE LESSER RACES!!!</i>

Acacitli: <i>Oh, I wonder what it could possibly be. Certanly not the same drivel you sprout when you wake up every other week.</i>

Lord Xiuhcizcatk: <i>WHAT???</i>

Acacitli: <i>*sighs* Oh, wonderous news, Great Lord Xiuhcizcatk. Pray tell, what is your grand plan?</i>

Lord Xiuhcizcatk: <i>THE SLANN WILL ONCE AGAIN PROVE THEIR DOMINANCE AND THAT THEY ARE THE CREATOR'S FAVORITE RACE!!! THIS SHOW OF FORCE WILL BE MADE KNOWN THROUGH THE SPORT OF BLOOD BOWL!!! I DECREE THAT THE SLANN SHALL TAKE TO THE BLOOD BOWL PITCH AND DO IT IN SUCH A MANNER THAT WILL CEMENT THE DOMINANCE OF THE SLANN TO ALL!!!</i>

Acacitli: <i>Sure, whatever.</i>

Lord Xiuhcizcatk: <i>RECRUIT ONLY FROM OUR YOUTH, THUS FURTHER PROVING THE MIGHT OF THE SLANN BY HAVING OUR YOUNGLINGS BEST THE VETERANS OF THE LESSER RACES!!! FORGE FOR THE YOUTHS CEREMONIAL ARMORS IN GOLD, THE MOST NOBLE AND HEAVY OF ALL METALS, SO THAT THE INEXPERIENCED YOUTHS MAY BE GREATLY HINDERED IN THEIR MOVEMENTS AND CRAWL AT A PACE SLOWER THAN HUMANS WHILE BEING UNABLE TO BLOCK OR DODGE EFFECTIVELY, ALLOWING THE YOUTHS TO PROVE SLANN SUPERMACY BY BESTING THE OTHER RACES IN THE NOBLE SPORT OF BLOOD BOWL WITH THE FAVOURS SO STACKED AGAINST THEM !!!</i>

Acacitli: <i>That's the du-</i>

Lord Xiuhcizcatk: <i>*snaps fingers*</i>

Acacitli: <i>*explodes in a green mist*</i>

Lord Xiuhcizcatk: <i>YOU THERE!!! I HEREBY PROMOTE YOU TO HIGH PRIEST!!! I SHALL NOW RETURN TO MY GREAT SLUMBER AND IF I AWAKEN TO DISCOVER THAT MY ORDERS HAVE NOT BEEN CARRIED OUT I SHALL HOLD YOU ACCOUNTABLE!!!</i>

Camaxtli: <i>Y-yes, Great Lord Xiuhcizcatk!</i>

Lord Xiuhcizcatk: <i>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ</i>
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Morten
Kroxigor
6 5 1+ - 9+
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
Guard, Break Tackle
   6 0 0 0 5 2 20/ 180k
(140+40)k
  
2
Anders
Blitzer
7 3 3+ - 8+
Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
Jakob
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 8+
Leap, Very Long Legs
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
4
Christian
Catcher
7 2 4+ - 7+
Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs
Block, Dodge
   6 0 5 0 0 3 30/ 120k
(80+40)k
  
5
Huxetotl
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 8+
Leap, Very Long Legs
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
6
Popopoyotl
Blitzer
7 3 3+ - 8+
Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
7
Martin
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 8+
Leap, Very Long Legs
Wrestle
   6 1 1 0 2 0 8/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
8
Peter
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 8+
Leap, Very Long Legs
   6 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
Niels
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 8+
Leap, Very Long Legs
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
Thomas
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 8+
Leap, Very Long Legs
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
17
Nicholas Weakfire
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3+ - 8+
Leap, Very Long Legs
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
10 players
Coach: onthejazz Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Slann Dedicated Fans: 2  
Current Team Value: 1160k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1160k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (2/0/4) |TD Diff:0 (8 - 8) |Cas Diff:-3 (6/0/2 - 6/3/2)
Last Opponent: No arms and no legs