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Owners:Engineer's Guild of Zhufbar Head Coach: Thorin Oakenshield Stupoff Race:Engineers Team Colour: Green Proud Member of BIBBL University of Black Water Argonauts The University of Black Water is an engineering school between Zhufbar and Karak-Varn on the Black Water coast. The Argonauts will start play in the summer of Year Three in the BIBBL. BWA is built around the seven dwarf lineman of the Snow White Mountains(Worlds Edge Mountains)and the four horsemen(ponies)of legendary coach Thorin Oakenshield Stupoff of the Stupoff coaching tree. The horsemen are all 3rd cousins of Thorin. Scholarships were given to each to get them to Black Water. The Argonauts will play their home games aboard the aircraft carrier HMS Thorgrim Grudgebearer.Seasons BBBL-The Worlds Edge Mountains Region Year Three Summer Game#1 vs Sisters of the Bawdy Order 0-2 No offense Defense throws 64 blocks and can't knock anyone down. L 0-0-1 Game#2 vs Drakwald Stumbling Herd 1-1 A herd was super fast again no casualties. The "Green" takes ball away and scores.Argos give up a late TD to end in a tie. No Argo has yet skilled up. Coach Stupoff " We're going to add a 12th dwarf and I expect some opponents to get hurt next game or someones on the bench." The "White" throws the 1st ever Argo foul. Coach Stupoff "Got him right in the head with the boot, I loved it!" Game#3 vs Karak Krushers 1-1 Both teams scored on double gfi's. The Krushers half way thru the 1st half and the Argo's as the game ended.They got their 1st two casualties of the year by Bashful and Green who got his as he was going in for the score to tie it. Grumpy died but the Doc was able to save him with just a broken jaw. He will miss Game#4. It was their 1st game with 12 players as Player-Coach Diggums started with his chainsaw. Game#4 vs Spitepak Mycologists 2-1 "Out hit em Out score em-the greatest victory I ever coached"=Coach Stupoff The Argo's took the ball and drove the length of the field just before half with Red scoring. They than tripped up a flying goblin just short of the end zone. The Mushrooms scored quickly to start the 2nd half. The Argo's than drove the length of the field again with Green scoring as time expired. The good news was spoiled by some expensive mistakes after the game. Game#5 vs Crepusculum Flores 2-1 fall behind early when a wardancer scored.But Green scored as the 1st half ended. The second half saw every elf removed from the field as Red and 8 dwarves walked into the end zone. The Argo's caused 4 more casualties and Squirrel Trainer killed an elf. Coach Stupoff "We hate elves!" Dopey died but was brought back by "Doc". Summer of Year 3 Record 2-2-1 2nd place out of 6 in Youngbloods Division 11 Prestige Points earned plus 1 individual point= 12 Year Three Autumn Game#1 vs Spitepak Mycologists 1-0 in a rematch of early summer the Argo's totally dominated a misleading final score as they took the ball away ran the length of the field to score and held ball for the entire 2nd half. Stupoff="We kicked butt, we out blocked them ,out hit them ,out ran them & out played them get job by Mulch." Game#2 vs Esmeralda's Apron 1-0 A grudge match resumes at a cookout.In an evenly played game the "Green" scrambled into the end zone as the 1st half ended.He than made a shoestring tackle as the game ended. To replace the two injured players a new student Ahira was signed & a duck boat for travel between games. Game#3 vs Black Fortress Black Death their cousins across the pond hand them their 1st lost of the fall. A late TD isn't given up seconds after Will Ferrell is permanently injured. The doctor had left earlier with Mulch. Both players will miss next game. The Argo's were playing this game 2 players short.Bazooka Joe will join the team as a passer. Stupoff= "We sick about all the outcomes of this game." Game#4 vs Drakwald Stumbling Herd 0-0 The rematch didn't go as planned. Stupooff= "We out blocked them, out hit them, out ran them but we just couldn't score." "Green broke his jaw during game and Mulch was out and Will is still recovering-but no excuses we just weren't good enough." Game#5 vs Karak Eight Squeeks 1-2 Bad Luck Bad Luck Bad Luck continues. Stupoff="Bullelf" Autumn of Year 3 Record 2-1-2 Tied for 3rd place out of 6 in Tin Division Prestige Points 9 + 1= 10 Winter Year 3 Friendly Play no games! Year 4 Spring BIBBL - Y4, Spring - World Edge Mountains Game#1 vs Karak Krushers 1-2 stupoff="Just out manned!" However the Krushers 1st score shouldn't have happen ; doubtful it would have changed the outcome. Game#2 vs Go-Go Gadget Gnomes 1-1 Stupoff="We should have won!" Argos inflict seven casualties but can't keep their players on field. Stupoff="The referees decided this one they banned only are players & their bomber didn't drop any!" Roger Goatdell of the BIBBL referees office immediately fined Stupoff. Game#3 vs Barak Varr Ironbreakers Forfeit victory! Spring of Year 4 Record 1-1-1 3rd place: Black Water Argonauts Prestige Points Earned: +7 (and +0 Achiev.) Overall Record Season 1 of CIBBL (Summer of 3 to Spring of 4) 4-4-4 Summer of Year 4 Cup of Ancient Knowledge Game#1 vs Wardens of Eternal Midnight 0-2 With 3 players out due to a dwarven flu outbreak the Argos knew it would be an uphill climb. Stupoff=" No one got hurt seriously, but we got nothing to show for it." Game#2 vs Shrine of Nuffle 1-2 Beaten by Nuffle & a wizard! Stupoff=" We were cheated!" Game#3 vs Ursunite Fellowship 2-1 Finally taste victory in the summer. For the 2nd straight game Argos get fire-balled. Stupoff="Big victory we needed to right the ship!" Game#4 vs Lieske Changelings 0-1 Going in for the in in the 2nd half of a scoreless tie "The Green is blown up by a lightning bolt. Leads to a 1-0 loss. Game#5 vs Hall of Broken Dreams 1-1 Able to battle out a 1-1 tie in which Ahira died but was saved by Doc. The Lightning bolt fizzled. Stupoff="Not a win, but we will take it down 1-0 it was the best we could hope for." Year Four - Summer – Cup of Ancient Knowledge 5th place: Black Water Argonauts 1-1-3 Prestige Points Earned: +4 (and +0 Achiev.) Year 4 Autumn Copper Division Game#1 vs Bilbali Blackhearts 2-0 -Luck was a Greenie tonight! The refs threw no one out & the GEMS caused some injuries. Stupoff= "Maybe are best game ever!" Game#2 vs Wanhope Warriors 0-1 Luck wasn't an Argo tonight! Stupoff= "Screwed!" Game#3 vs Lieske Changelings 1-2 A great 39 minutes of the 1st half go to waste as side stepping changelings score in the final seconds. The 2nd half went to shit.Stupoff="We deserved better!" Game#4 vs Esmeralda's Apron 2-1 Great game-Argo's took the hole 1st half drove the field and removed ever halfling from the pitch. The bad-a wizard's fireball ended Ahira's career. The halflings threw a TD pass 2/3's thru the 2nd half to tie it. But Bazooka Joe II TD pass to the Red won it. Game#5 vs Crookback Pit Evil Moons 1-0 Great Defense but costly results. Stupoff="One of the few times I can remember us getting our asses kicked, but we won!" On a sad note the HMS Grudgebearer was Scuttled! Game#6 vs Rotbone Peak Iron Beaks Payback! Playing 3 men down the Argos fell behind 1-0 and than beat the snot out of the Iron Beaks. Stupoff="I was worried when they scored so quickly but than they started heading to the bench with injuries. We had to beat them to finish 2nd they won the division. " BIBBL - Y4, Autumn - Copper Division 4-0-2 (2nd place out of 7) including a victory over champs Prestige Points Earned 16 + 1 BIBBL - Y5, Spring - World Edge Mountains Game#1 vs Go-Go Gadget Gnomes 1-1 Stupoff="We couldn't hurt them and had no answer for the two big guys!" Game#2 vs Fiery Pewter Hammers 1-2 A last second TD in both halves spelled doom. Stupoff= The "Valkyrie killed us!" Game#3 vs Barak Varr Ironbreakers 1-1 Again the star playyer pickup killed the Argos. Coleridge was permanently injured. A well earned tie as season ends. BIBBL - Y5 Spring 0-2-1 Last place out of 4 Summer Y5 - Southern Cornerstone Game#1 vs Deep Desire 0-2 Stupoff="The Worst game I ever coached period!" Note = Two players crippled ending their careers. Note:140k donated to university! Game#2 vs Humble Practitioners 1-3 Stupoff="Another bad game!" Game#3 vs Bloodmaw Challengers 0-0 Stupoff="Got cocky going into score and it cost us the victory!" Game#4 vs Ravens of Change 0-0 A hard fought draw! A streak of 1st half bad luck cost the Argos the win! BIBBL - Y5, Summer - Southern Cornerstone 1-2-2 including forfeit win 7th place out of 12 Players text goes here |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Deathroller
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4 | 7 | 1+ | - | 10+ | Break Tackle, Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Loner, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm Block |
  | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 190k
(160+30)k |
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2 |
Master Engineer
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5 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Thick Skull Block |
  | 26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/ | 110k
(90+20)k |
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3 |
Bazooka
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5 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Hail Mary Pass, Secret Weapon, Strong Arm, Thick Skull Block, Sure Hands |
  | 19 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 21/ | 120k
(80+40)k |
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4 |
Kicker
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4 | 4 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Block, Dirty Player, Kick, Thick Skull Mighty Blow, Guard, +ST |
  | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 33/ | 170k
(80+90)k |
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5 |
Kicker
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4 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Block, Dirty Player, Kick, Thick Skull Mighty Blow |
  | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/ | 100k
(80+20)k |
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6 |
Runner
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7 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Sure Hands, Thick Skull Block, Kick-Off Return, Strip Ball, +MA |
  | 29 | 5 | 12 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 54/ | 170k
(80+90)k |
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7 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Sure Hands, Thick Skull Block, Leader, Fend, Strip Ball |
  | 29 | 5 | 13 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 53/ | 160k
(80+80)k |
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8 |
Engineer
|
4 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Block, Thick Skull |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 60k
(60+0)k |
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9 |
Engineer
|
4 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Block, Thick Skull Mighty Blow, Guard, Fend |
  | 29 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 36/ | 120k
(60+60)k |
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10 |
Engineer
|
3 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Block, Thick Skull Mighty Blow |
-ma | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14/ | 80k
(60+20)k |
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11 |
Engineer
|
4 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Block, Thick Skull |
  | 28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 60k
(60+0)k |
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12 |
Engineer
|
4 | 3 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Block, Thick Skull Mighty Blow, +AG, Guard |
-av | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 3 | 41/ | 140k
(60+80)k |
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13 |
Engineer
|
5 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Block, Thick Skull +MA, Mighty Blow |
  | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 23/ | 110k
(60+50)k |
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14 |
Engineer
|
4 | 3 | 2+ | - | 8+ | Block, Thick Skull Guard |
-av, m | 28 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10/ | 80k
(0)k |
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15 |
Engineer
|
4 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Block, Thick Skull Mighty Blow, Guard |
n | 28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20/ | 100k
(60+40)k |
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16 |
Bombardier
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4 | 3 | 2+ | - | 9+ | Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Thick Skull |
  | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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15 players (+1 player missing next game) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 30 (9/9/12) | | | TD Diff: | -6 (27 - 33) | | | Cas Diff: | 25 (54/18/4 - 25/26/0) |
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Last Opponent: Ravens of Change |