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When the coach met this group of players he knew he was going to have a hard time, no not an erection as Kieth Lemon alluded to, and "no!" to Frankie Boyle who said "the coach may have had a harder time with a younger team". He was about to storm out and called them a bunch of right jokers when Daragh, not the brightest in the group said that this would be the perfect name for this new team. So the start of the Right Jokers occurred. The coach just wished that the players could play with the speed and wit that most of them had with their verbal gymnastics. Won "Bar Brawl CIII - Mid" after fighting Java's broken Chaos team. Lucky it was not these guys who had to fight through the Nurgle. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Stand Firm |
  | 26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 22/ | 180k
(140+40)k |
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2 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Block +ST, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm |
  | 34 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 15 | 5 | 65/ | 200k
(90+110)k |
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3 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 90k
(90+0)k |
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4 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Block +ST, Frenzy, Mighty Blow |
  | 14 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 32/ | 180k
(90+90)k |
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5 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block Dodge, Guard, +AG |
  | 33 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 48/ | 180k
(90+90)k |
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6 |
Catcher
|
8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 60k
(60+0)k |
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7 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Wrestle |
  | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 70k
(50+20)k |
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8 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard |
  | 32 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 19/ | 100k
(50+50)k |
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9 |
Lineman
|
6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | +ST |
  | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 100k
(50+50)k |
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10 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50+0)k |
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12 |
Catcher
|
8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle |
  | 32 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 41/ | 120k
(60+60)k |
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13 |
Thrower
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands +MA, Block, Leader |
  | 23 | 10 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 43/ | 140k
(70+70)k |
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14 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Kick |
  | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 70k
(50+20)k |
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13 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 34 (17/6/11) | | | TD Diff: | 9 (51 - 42) | | | Cas Diff: | 12 (36/24/16 - 39/17/8) |
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Last Opponent: You Have No Cows |