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Long have we been oppressed. Treated as pest that needs to be eradicated or locked up and kept as circus freaks. But no more! We now stand united and will fight with teeth and claw for the ethical treatment of critters all around the world. Together with our unionized gnome brethren - We Demand FREEDOM AND EQUAL OPPORTUNITY! Garden Critters is a ragtag team made up of a bunch honorable, hard working creatures. Everyone has been wronged or bullied by oligarchs or a big cooperation in their own unique way. They bonded over their shared trauma and quickly formed a support group (meets every other Thursday), and it was during these meetings they got the idea that forming a blood bowl team would give them a excellent platform to help others. We play blood bowl to help the little guy… and to blow off some steam… and the physical exercise is also needed… List of Demands
We mourn all deaths caused by our struggle for the ethical treatment of critters. It does not matter you are a friend or foe, all deaths and injury are a tragedy and should be prevented if possible. If not, the victim or victims next of kin should be compensated. Howard Coldbrook (-ST) Sjögunnarsbo Swashbucklers Pitch accident. No one to blame Tore Blotmann (-MA) Teenage Mutant Ninja Banjos Pitch accident. No one to blame Sara-senpai (RIP) Ölsremma Otakus Pitch accident. No one to blame Elias-kun (-MA) Ölsremma Otakus Pitch accident. No one to blame Fenthwick Fizzlebang (RIP) Garden Critters Attacked and killed by Curious George. The coach of Bråhn´s Patriarker should be apprehended and held accountable for his crimes Stuff We were once oblivious to our peril. We thought that we were free, loved and that our hard labor was appreciated. This was before we met the rats. At first we did not believe them. How could we - a peaceful race who lives in perfect harmony with our surroundings be used, oppressed and hated??? It was after we tasted the...glory...ecstasy...love... from warpstone - that lifted the wicked veil from our eyes. Now released from our shackles, our hearts was liberated from the human lies and filled with anger, hatred... and longing for the...perfect...lovable...ever calling... green stone. The rats told us to quench our newly found blood lust. They had a new purpose for us… Being on the LOS suits me fine... Receiving a block to the face is one of the few things that can numb my addiction and self hate. - Fritz Applesnarf *Nervous laughter* This is block three. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Underworld Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Claw |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 130k
(110+20)k |
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2 |
Skaven Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Animosity, Block Mighty Blow |
m | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 110k
(0)k |
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3 |
Skaven Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Animosity, Block Mighty Blow, Claw |
  | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 21/31 | 130k
(90+40)k |
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4 |
Skaven Thrower
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8 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands +MA |
  | 5 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 10/16 | 100k
(70+30)k |
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5 |
Skaven Thrower
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands Block |
  | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7/16 | 90k
(70+20)k |
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6 |
Skaven Lineman
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Animosity |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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7 |
Skaven Lineman
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Animosity |
  | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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8 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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9 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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10 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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11 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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12 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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13 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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14 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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13 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 5 (1/3/1) | | | TD Diff: | -2 (5 - 7) | | | Cas Diff: | 0 (5/6/1 - 10/1/1) |
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Last Opponent: Old Bråhn´s Patriarker |