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Milking the Pigeon
P [L] Snotling

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In 1891 Sylvain Dornon stilt walked from Paris to Moscow via Vilno (1830 miles) in either 50 stages (36.6 miles a day) or 58 days (31.55 miles a day). Joe Bowen says that there were rest stops that lengthened the overall time.

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Moko jumbie scored on debut, I don't think he knows either.



Our Victories
1-1 Vs the Blackwater Blitz

Location: Dibbl Flux
Nickname: The Milkers
Stadium: The Milk yeard
Surface: Dust and Grass

Colors: hopeful pink and Ivory
Sponsor: Hope spring eternal
Rivals: The Space Cadetz


TEAM BIO

Hello sir how are you!

Why fine young lad what about yerself!

Why very good thank you.

So my lad Blood bowl coach aye looking for something to try out!

Yes siree..

Ok so what about this team Dwarves you like blood don't like scoring to many you could isolate yourself from all your friends...

Hmmmm tempting but I was looking for more of a challenge..

Ahh a Challenge Wood elfs a challenge stopping folk kicking your war dancer if you manage wood elfs.

Sorry they just look a bit to flashy, what else would be a challenge.....

Hmmmm, here you go try a real vanilla piece Humans they are a challenge to be made interesting I tell ya you will loose a few but win in the end.

Yeh still doesn't tickle my fancy.

Ohh of course sir I should of known your are one of them lot aren't you lobotomized folk who play for a real challenge. You can still win but it is tough there is your dirty Goblins, your flying Flings or the brute strength that is the Ogre side. Lots of fun.

Hmm I do not know they just look a bit easy you know.

Now tell me young sir have you ever tried to Milk a Pigeon

TROPHY ROOM

The Pigeon milking champions 2020 award yet to be received.

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS




New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Kalamazoo Thundertrunk
Pump Wagon
4 5 1 9
Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm
Break Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block
   22 0 0 0 6 4 32/51 170k
(110+60)k
  
2
Velocipede Fondlefoot
Pump Wagon
5 5 1 9
Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm
Break Tackle, +MA
   22 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 160k
(110+50)k
  
3
Randy Vomitbucket
Troll
5 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
+MA, Block, Guard, Stand Firm
   22 0 0 0 9 7 53/76 210k
(110+100)k
  
4
Berty Bellyache
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm
   22 0 0 0 9 2 28/31 150k
(110+40)k
  
5
Venimous Shroomlobbotomy
Fungus Flinga
5 1 3 5
Bombardier, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step, Stunty
Hail Mary Pass
   22 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
6
Dingus Dangleberries
Fungus Flinga
5 1 3 5
Bombardier, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step, Stunty
Hail Mary Pass
 n 19 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
7
Doug Hunt
Stilty Runna
6 1 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
8
Pon-Pon
Fun-hoppa
6 1 3 5
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Very Long Legs
 m 7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(0)k
  
9
Ivan 'The Meat-Safe Murderer' Dobsky,
Fun-hoppa
6 1 3 5
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Very Long Legs
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
10
Jan Vanderhasselt
Stilty Runna
6 1 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
11
Sputnik
Snotling
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
 -st 20 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
12
Hildergrad Grottington
Snotling
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
13
Fidel
Snotling
5 1 3 4
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
 -st, -av, m 21 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 20k
(0)k
  
14
Maggie Hollister
Snotling
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
17
Griffin Kakatal
Journeyman Snotling
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
18
Jace Sataura
Journeyman Snotling
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
20
Landon Ihate
Journeyman Snotling
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
21
Sophia Suzana
Journeyman Snotling
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Trickey Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Snotling Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1180k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 140k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1360k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (0/1/21) |TD Diff:-55 (7 - 62) |Cas Diff:-83 (23/17/9 - 91/29/12)
Last Opponent: Elvander