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Retired [C] Dwarf


Sung to the tune of Diggy Diggy Hole:

Brothers of the line rejoice!
Fling them to their knees
Grab the ball and raise your voice!
Sing, sing, sing with me
Moving at a righteous clip
Who knows when we're going to trip?
Guard the ball, take one step more
This goal will be ours to score

Born underground, at the foot of Nuffle's throne
Raised in the dark, learning how to break a zone
Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
The blood that flows will make us free
Come on brothers sing with me!

[Chorus]
I am a dwarf and I'm taking a roll
Random, random roll, random, random roll
I am a dwarf and I'm taking a roll
Random, random roll, playing Bloodbowl

The elves will fear our mighty blow
Leap, leap away in time
Never seen blitzers so slow?
Dwarves move in a line
Fill a glass and down some mead!
Stuff your bellies at the feast!
Stumble home and fall asleep
Dreaming in our mountain keep

Born underground, grown inside a rocky womb
The cage is our cradle; the sideline shall become your tomb
Face us on the pitch today; you will meet your doom
We do not fear where elves can leap
What remains is in a heap

[Chorus] x2

I am a dwarf and I'm taking a roll
Random, random roll, random, random roll
I am a dwarf and I'm taking a roll
Random, random roll, playing Bloodbowl

(Instrumental)

Born underground, at the foot of Nuffle's throne
Raised in the dark, learning how to break a zone
Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
The blood that flows will make us free
Come on brothers sing with me!

[Chorus] x2

I am a dwarf and I'm taking a roll
Random, random roll, random, random roll
I am a dwarf and I'm taking a roll
Random, random roll, playing Bloodbowl




RULES

1. First two skills on each player must be random.
2. Third skill may be anything.
3. Fourth skill and beyond must be random or stat.
4. Players may be fired if they have a skill that exists three times on the team, or if they are injured.

Names!
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll Slayer
5 3 4+ - 9+
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
n 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 95k
(95+0)k
 
2
Troll Slayer
5 3 4+ - 9+
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 95k
(95+0)k
 
3
Runner
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Wrestle
  4 0 3 0 0 0 2/ 105k
(85+20)k
 
4
Runner
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Dauntless
  4 0 1 0 0 0 0/ 95k
(85+10)k
 
5
Blitzer
5 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
  4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80+0)k
 
6
Blitzer
5 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
  4 0 0 0 0 1 1/ 90k
(80+10)k
 
7
Dwarf Blocker Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Pile Driver, Grab
  4 0 0 0 2 1 1/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
8
Dwarf Blocker Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  4 0 0 0 0 1 1/ 80k
(70+10)k
 
10
Dwarf Blocker Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Pile Driver
  4 0 0 0 0 1 1/ 80k
(70+10)k
 
11
Dwarf Blocker Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
12
Dwarf Blocker Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
11 players Old World Classic, Worlds Edge Superleague
Coach: happygrue Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dwarf Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1150k (±170) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 55k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1150k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:4 (2/1/1) |TD Diff:2 (4 - 2) |Cas Diff:1 (0/6/0 - 1/4/0)
Last Opponent: Purple Fenshus