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Unhealthy Motivation
P [C] Human


Trophy Progress:
Game 1: Two re-roll khorne fail enough to give us chances. We don't fail any of the key 3+ dodges. A dead thrower is the price of victory.
Game 2: My week continues. Bomber throws three 2+ bombs and only KO's himself and my blitzer. Eleven norse start the match, and 11 norse finish the match on the pitch. Must I play orks?
Game 3: We need just a bit more luck to defeat Ralf's chaos team. A DRAW it is.
Game 4: Dark elf dice, but I count 3 mistakes I made, and deserved to lose. We DRAW instead.
Game 5: WIN vs. norse. We sure don't out bash them, but we don't get worse dice.
Game 6: WIN vs. more norse. These guys resist breaking for most of the 1st half, until the all decide to break together. Weird pact, or something. Second half is our 11 vs. their 6.
Game 7: WIN vs. a mega-coach's orks. Our unlucky streak is officially over. A 5+ dodge, 1d block takes out the ork carrier. Another 1d hit works to seal the deal. GG.
Game 8: WIN vs. some dark elves that out-bashed us, and took us right down to the last GFI we needed to score. GG.
Game 9: DRAW vs. same coach's undead. We got too bonked out to stop his 2nd half.
Game 10: LOSS vs. lucky norse. Table-flip time as the 'winning' dodge to score fails a 2+ dodge re-roll. 'No re-roll' norse make a dozen 1d blocks in the 2nd half when I decide to gamble and go for the win. MAn.. nothing on FUMBBL has hurt our feelings as much as that Break Tackle 2+ dodge fail, costing the win. Nothing in a long time. I was pissed all day.
Game 11: WIN vs. spelledaren's skaven, who are gunning for my (weak) skaven point total. They fail their 2+ pick-up, and never end up with the ball all game. We don't PERM anything important. Darn.
Game 12: WIN vs. some necro with 50k over us. Cindy eventually gets some KO's, and shell-shocks them enough that they can't pick-up the ball in the 2nd half.
Game 13: WIN vs. some pro-elves who give us a fit on Turn 15 with a 5+ dodge into the cage for a 1d POW on the ball carrier.
Game 14: Someone other than me finally failed a 3+ pick-up re-roll, and my humans pounced onto the skaven like we were skaven pouncing onto humans that had just failed a pick-up roll. Was a GG.
Game 15: LOSS vs. khemri. A win would have us stolen the human point total lead from Malmir, and look who shows up on Game 15 to stop that from happening. Out gunned, we induce Cindy, who is sent straight off the pitch when Mr. Trophy's team gets the BLITZ to open the game. We're forced to score in 3, and no good result comes for us after that. We get 4 dice total on his ball carrier this game, but all PUSH, re-roll, SKULL. I think he ended the half with 2 or 3 re-rolls remaining. Ah well.. being thumped by the best is an expected outcome. GG.
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Justify Everything
Catcher
8 2 3+ 5+ 8+
Catch, Dodge
Block
   4 0 3 0 0 1 7/20 85k
(65+20)k
  
2
Yer Dirty Look Bugs Me
Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Break Tackle, Guard
 n 20 0 0 0 20 1 2/32 165k
(85+80)k
  
3
Table Flip Phil
Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block
Stand Firm, Guard
   11 0 2 0 4 0 3/24 115k
(85+30)k
  
4
Crying Is Annoying
Catcher
8 2 3+ 5+ 8+
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Sneaky Git, Dirty Player
 n 20 0 11 0 0 2 5/32 135k
(65+70)k
  
5
A 'gratz' Is Too Hard For You
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Tackle
   18 0 1 0 1 0 2/20 60k
(50+10)k
  
6
Fred Ballsaccs
Thrower
6 3 3+ 2+ 9+
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Break Tackle, Dodge
   19 6 15 0 1 0 15/28 180k
(80+100)k
  
7
Your Invisible Buds Love You
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Tackle, Dirty Player
   19 0 0 0 0 2 1/24 70k
(50+20)k
  
8
Jackson Hor-em-akhet
Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 85k
(85+0)k
  
9
Being Grumpy Is Tiring
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Frenzy, Block
   21 0 0 0 4 3 9/24 80k
(50+30)k
  
10
'Finality' Phil Phlatt
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Wrestle
   7 0 0 0 1 2 4/20 70k
(50+20)k
  
11
Joel Barebranch
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Strange Fella
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
World's Smallest Violin
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 5+ 9+
Pro, Wrestle
 n, -pa 18 0 1 0 4 1 4/24 80k
(50+30)k
  
15
Take A Shower This Week
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Tackle, Wrestle
 n 20 0 1 0 1 2 2/24 80k
(50+30)k
  
16
Stastically Challenged
Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block
Tackle, Guard
   18 0 3 0 6 2 15/24 125k
(85+40)k
  
15 players Old World Classic
Coach: The_Murker Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Dedicated Fans: 5  
Current Team Value: 1580k (±580) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 430k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1580k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:21 (14/4/3) |TD Diff:26 (41 - 15) |Cas Diff:19 (23/20/4 - 11/14/3)
Last Opponent: BBXI Humans